Here I am ...

[marcusisaspaz]

... back in New York. So yeah, any of you at school who were wondering why I was turning down party invites, that's why. It's not a long visit, but I'll be spending Halloween with my cuz in a dress (him in a dress, not me) and my Uncail Rory and Aunt Cait, and especially my Pixie Girl. I'm glad I'll be here on your birthday, sugar

Comments

[verbal_vomit_1]

You should try on the dress. Marcus and I agree on something!

[marcusisaspaz]

I am not trying on the dress. I don't have the build for it, and if it's long enough for the beanpole Spaz, it will be too long on me.

[verbal_vomit_1]

Stand on a chair.

[marcusisaspaz]

Sing it with me now, pretty girl. I am not. Trying on. The dress.

[verbal_vomit_1]

I think boys in dresses are hawt.

[marcusisaspaz]

Correction. You think boys in dresses are a laugh riot.

[verbal_vomit_1]

A sense of humor is hawt.

[marcusisaspaz]

If you really want me in that dress, you're gonna have to try soooooo much harder than that.

[verbal_vomit_1]

If you wear the dress, I'll take my dress off.

[marcusisaspaz]

... are you saying you won't if I don't?

[verbal_vomit_1]

I might decide I need to sleep in actual fax pajamas.

[marcusisaspaz]

You're bluffing.

[verbal_vomit_1]

Nope. Gonna log off and go down stairs to get mah jammies. I have feetie jammies. You know, like little kids wear. They are so warm.

[marcusisaspaz]

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If a camera so much as enters the room, I'm breaking it.

[verbal_vomit_1]

I love you best.

[marcusisaspaz]

I love you best too, you conniving tiny wench who owes me one.