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marcusisaspaz

Swiped from Tiny Mighty Mouth

Mar 22, 2009 00:50

Bold what is true about you.

Appearance:

I am 5'4 or shorter.
I think I'm ugly sometimes.
I have many scars.
I tan easily.I wish my hair was a different colour ( Read more... )

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liam_did_it March 22 2009, 08:12:43 UTC

I curse regularly. ... Define regularly.

As long as it's less than Chuck, you're good. Wait...never mind, that's pretty much the whole planet unless you count truck drivers and sailors.

So, do you care to explain to me just why you are single but not available? Was pom pom girl that traumatic?

verbal_vomit_1 March 22 2009, 08:18:17 UTC

Fucker.

liam_did_it March 22 2009, 08:18:36 UTC

See?

verbal_vomit_1 March 22 2009, 08:19:10 UTC

I despise you...

liam_did_it March 22 2009, 08:20:10 UTC

Yeah, don't get too close. I might try to guilt you into having sex with me.

You stupid....

Did you know Val CALLED ME WHILE HE WAS ON VACATION BECAUSE OF YOU?

verbal_vomit_1 March 22 2009, 08:21:12 UTC

I am not stupid. Don't call me that.

liam_did_it March 22 2009, 08:21:39 UTC

Fine.

Bitch.

verbal_vomit_1 March 22 2009, 08:23:16 UTC

Liam,

I am not speaking to your horrible cousin any more. When you get here, give me a call if you want to hang out. If not, I understand and will call every bakery on the Upper West and make sure none of them sell you any black and whites, okay?

Chuck, who is NOT stupid

marcusisaspaz March 22 2009, 16:13:34 UTC

Instead of a comment, Marcus gets a phone call to get his question answered. Liam starts speaking as soon as he hears his cousin's voice.

I didn't bold available because 'available' sounds like advertising and I'm not that desperate, thanks.

So now you get to answer one of mine. What the hell has got you and Chuck in a tizz at each other?

liam_did_it March 22 2009, 20:43:59 UTC

Marcus swore a nice string of foul words for his cousin's benefit leaving room for debate over which New Yorker did have the worst mouth after all.

I am going to snap her skinny ass in half for being a stupid nosy little bitch, that's what. Hanging up now, okay? Night night...

marcusisaspaz March 22 2009, 20:51:40 UTC

Liam speaks rapidly, hoping to keep his cousin's attention.

Dammit, Marcus, would you talk to me please? I'm gonna be there tomorrow, and call me selfish if you want to, but I'd rather not be dropped in the middle of you and Chuck being assholes to each other. I kinda wanted to enjoy the company of both my friends, y'know?

liam_did_it March 22 2009, 20:55:51 UTC

Fffffffffff. If there's an audible way to roll one's eyes...

Not a problem. I'm not going to stop you from seeing the little...I'm just sick of her crap, okay? It doesn't matter what she did, though heinous enough if you ask me, which no one does because, oh gee...Chuck's just being Chuck, hahaha. Until she learns to stay the hell out of things that aren't her business, I really don't want to be around her.

What Laura and I do or don't do together has nothing to do with Chuck and never will, the end.

marcusisaspaz March 22 2009, 22:57:45 UTC

Uh-huh. I've got my laptop in front of me, and I think I just found The Issue.

So Chuck got her back up because Laura complained to her about you, you wound up pissed off because she mouthed off, and now the most constructive thing either of you can think of to do is sling nasty names at each other.

liam_did_it March 22 2009, 23:01:32 UTC

Telling her to mind her own business doesn't work.

marcusisaspaz March 22 2009, 23:29:21 UTC

And calling her a stupid bitch will?

liam_did_it March 22 2009, 23:34:30 UTC

If the shoe fits.

I think I'm entitled to be angry at her. Not only did I have to hear about things from my father...Jesus. One of our mutual friends called me WHILE HE WAS ON VACATION because he wanted to know why I was being cruel to my girlfriend.

Girlfriend, by the way, is perfectly fine and happy and spent the night last night. But sure, I'm horrible.

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