Totally didn't know that Jeff Goldblum had been declared dead via Twitter
But Stephen Colbert knew and even had Goldblum on the show.
Jeff Goldblum's eulogy on himself: "No one will miss Jeff Goldblum more than me," he said. "He was not only a friend and a mentor, but he was also, um, me. Jeff Goldblum's performances combined the muscularity of Brando, the pathos of Streep and the musky sensuality of a pride of baboons. One former conquest raved that sleeping with Jeff Goldblum was like-quote-being caught in a flesh storm with a 90 percent chance of satisfaction-unquote. That's verbatim."
He will be missed.
Be well.
Jeff Goldblum's eulogy on himself: "No one will miss Jeff Goldblum more than me," he said. "He was not only a friend and a mentor, but he was also, um, me. Jeff Goldblum's performances combined the muscularity of Brando, the pathos of Streep and the musky sensuality of a pride of baboons. One former conquest raved that sleeping with Jeff Goldblum was like-quote-being caught in a flesh storm with a 90 percent chance of satisfaction-unquote. That's verbatim."
He will be missed.
Be well.