If you thought it couldn't get more outlandish, you were wrong. Inspired by conversation with
athenegenia and given form by
this entry by
bouteillebleu, it also involves themes relating to a previous character of
newvani's in some way, for which I should say ta for starting me thinking.
If you want to read the full article, you'll need a subscription to the Seven Scrolls Journal of Medicine online archive. A lot of students should be able to get it through their Uni library websites; find someone in-channel and get them to download the .pdf if you can't access it. The Abstract (by which I mean, the piece) is available
here.
(In real terms, this was an experiment in how convincing a format I could produce in a couple of hours. The majority of time was spent on the text; the interesting bit, I hope, is actually making it look (convincingly) like the front page of a journal article. Have I succeeded?)