I read the news today, oh boy.
Dear Bert and other members of the used,
Go fuck yourselves. Seriously grap a dildo and ram it into your butt right now. You just had to cover "Happy Christmas." You have disgraced it, it is a rotten cover. It isnt that surprising that it is rotten, but what is surprising is that you actually thought you could do this stunningly beautiful song justice. Guys, you think to highly of yourself, you couldnt do Under Pressure justice, why would you think that you could cover another song, which is ten times better than the brilliant Under Pressure and do that justice? Seriously, John Lennon represented what is good in music and frankly you do not. I dont really mind when you guys disgrace yourself with your own songs but why would you disgrace such a beautiful song? Thanks for being disgraces to fucking music. I hope you die from some drug related accident you greasy cock smokers. Or maybe you can just go ahead and get raped and retire from music so we do not have to suffer from your self indulgent crap.
With the most sincere fuck you,
Captain Marcus D. Newman
Go fuck yourselves. Seriously grap a dildo and ram it into your butt right now. You just had to cover "Happy Christmas." You have disgraced it, it is a rotten cover. It isnt that surprising that it is rotten, but what is surprising is that you actually thought you could do this stunningly beautiful song justice. Guys, you think to highly of yourself, you couldnt do Under Pressure justice, why would you think that you could cover another song, which is ten times better than the brilliant Under Pressure and do that justice? Seriously, John Lennon represented what is good in music and frankly you do not. I dont really mind when you guys disgrace yourself with your own songs but why would you disgrace such a beautiful song? Thanks for being disgraces to fucking music. I hope you die from some drug related accident you greasy cock smokers. Or maybe you can just go ahead and get raped and retire from music so we do not have to suffer from your self indulgent crap.
With the most sincere fuck you,
Captain Marcus D. Newman