Dec 19, 2006 12:41
Christmas Joke
Three drunks leave a bar on Christmas Eve, and all three die in a car
wreck on their way home.
They get to heaven, St. Peter takes one look at them and says, "OK, you
guys, I'll want some kind of proof that you're good Christians and then
I'll let you in after you've sobered up."
The first one pulls out his keys and shakes them and says, "These
represent church bells, or maybe even jingle bells."
St. Peter says, "Well...oh, ok, I guess your heart's in the right
place."
The second one pulls out his lighter, holds it up and lights it and
says, "This represents the northern star that the three wise men
followed to bestow the gift of the Magi upon the baby Jesus."
St. Peter says, "That's better. I'll let you in."
The third one digs around in his pockets and finally pulls some women's
underwear out of his pocket and waves them around.
St. Peter says, "What the hell is that?"
The guy says, "These are Carol's."