It Gets Cold This Time of Year
Well...
It's been almost a whole month since my last entry, a lot of shit has happened. A group of friends and I were attacked by a homeless woman on 8th Avenue, Ally and I put Amanda in therapy for saying "My spoon is too big" too many times, I had a party and got drunk and nearly lost my virginity to my friend Josh (I'll get back to that part), I got fucked over in the play again. Oh so much shit, oh so little motivation to write it all down.
Yeah so back to the whole party thing, last Saturday Amanda and I went into Redbank with plans to get fucked up with Bart, we took a little detour and we wound up at Dunkin Doughnuts talking to Homeless Billy, Josh and and a few other people I met that night. Then this kid Diesel said something about needing a place to stay and I, of course, was like "Hey, come stay at my house! All of you can!"
And then before I knew it there were like 20 people at my house with a bunch of alcohol. I got drunk off my ass of course. Everything was really fun, except, someone jizzed on my toilet seat and the culprit is still yet to be found. That's really weird. Who just cums on people's toilet seats? Anyway, I got drunk and somehow Josh and I wound up upstairs fooling around until like 5 AM. Oh man, what the hell did I get myself into? It's times like these that I really wish Lauren and Gail still lived at home.
It's been almost a whole month since my last entry, a lot of shit has happened. A group of friends and I were attacked by a homeless woman on 8th Avenue, Ally and I put Amanda in therapy for saying "My spoon is too big" too many times, I had a party and got drunk and nearly lost my virginity to my friend Josh (I'll get back to that part), I got fucked over in the play again. Oh so much shit, oh so little motivation to write it all down.
Yeah so back to the whole party thing, last Saturday Amanda and I went into Redbank with plans to get fucked up with Bart, we took a little detour and we wound up at Dunkin Doughnuts talking to Homeless Billy, Josh and and a few other people I met that night. Then this kid Diesel said something about needing a place to stay and I, of course, was like "Hey, come stay at my house! All of you can!"
And then before I knew it there were like 20 people at my house with a bunch of alcohol. I got drunk off my ass of course. Everything was really fun, except, someone jizzed on my toilet seat and the culprit is still yet to be found. That's really weird. Who just cums on people's toilet seats? Anyway, I got drunk and somehow Josh and I wound up upstairs fooling around until like 5 AM. Oh man, what the hell did I get myself into? It's times like these that I really wish Lauren and Gail still lived at home.