Apr 29, 2008 21:03
How do you stop reading the internetz? Better yet, how do you stop reading someone else's journal? I have a big and undying curiosity. If someone publishes a journal and I am at all curious about them, I must read it. It's like in 1985 when my Aunt Marge caught me looking at Playboy. You know, the one where Madonna was all nude and super hairy. I knew it was wrong and dirty of me to look, but I could not overcome my curiosity! But I got caught red-handed and then for the next 5 years of my life my parents would, on random occasions, ask me angrily, "ARE YOU GAY?!"
They would, from time to time, discuss the incident at family gatherings as a form of family humor. At the dinner table. The specific context of the conversation was WHAT THE HELL IS KIM'S PROBLEM? Is she perverted? Does she possess an unnatural and degenerate personality? Who knows? Pass the potatoes. (In hindsight I think they were just trying to shame me into a sexless disposition. It didn't work! I still think about sex. Imagine that!)
Um, I forgot where this was going. Point is, my curiosity cannot be stopped and also, don't make a big deal out of it if you catch your child looking at pornography. But I assume that you already knew the second part.