Weekly Update
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Yeah. Cheap plug. Check that shit out. It's funny cause I make fun of pale white kids with no muscle who claim to wrestle. Oh. I should be nicer. I make fun of pale white kids with no muscle. Better? Ok.
I watched Steve Williams and Terry Gordy v. Joel Deaton and Stan Hansen from All Japan circa 1992 or so last night. That's an awesome fucking match.I love me some Gordy and Williams. I also love hearing "I Love it Loud" by Kiss. It is the most kickass theme music ever. Many moons ago, I used it as my theme in the backyard. Imagine a younger, potbellied me with like 7000 gimmicks going on. It's so fucking embarassing. Like watching that Hardy Boyz backyard footage. Ugh.
I would also like to shout out the song 1-900 Hustler by Jay-Z, Memphis Bleek and Beanie Sigel. Along with Muscle Milk, it has made my workouts SO exciting.
Jimmy Rave using the pedigree in ROH is also exciting as is Claudio's demented pirate getup. Heel Daizee Haze takes the Embassy footstool thing in totally the right direction. Vietnamese waif to white blonde waif. In 2005 it's still great to see racial overtones in the wrestling.
Ummm...Terrell Owens and Drew Rosenhaus are like the best heel worker/manager combo ever. Cheap old school heat.
Somewhere I read that the Dalai Lama has claimed that Katrina was karma against the world. I still think he's all gimmick, but I like him more now than before. The truth is funny sometimes.
I want to punch a certain woman in the face. She will remain nameless, but she needs to get the fuck out of town and stop making one of my boys' lives a living hell. I so want to fart on her pussy and bend her over and make her smell it and just heel her out in some other horribly gross way. Or just slap her. Or some other physical violence.
Chris Nightmare and I are going to West Virginia. They're scared.
I think that Testify song by Common is pretty phat. Not as phat as "Brooklyn, home of the greatest rappers/ BIG comes first then the queen comes after" cause that's the shit right there.
I still love Weezer's Beverly Hills and that gay Fall Out Boy song about love. I also love the shit out of Nigel McGuinness' ROH theme.
I'm outing myself now as a a redneck. Not Captain Redneck like Dick Murdoch or anything, cause that'd be sacrilege, but I'm more like Lance Corporal Redneck. I love NASCAR (#8 BABY!,,,DALE, JR!), honkytonk bars, two types of music, country and western, sluts, pro wrestling, and am not completely offended by the use of four letter words and slurs. It's weird. But I like it.
Batista and Edge tore muscles and "Captain Charisma" Christian Cage is off to TNA. If you're Vince McMahon, that's a suck. A big fat suck.
I think Mary Kate Grosso's picture on MySpace is very very pretty. I'm thinking she was some sort of redheaded Princess Leia or Queen Amidala for Halloween. I also love MySpace pictures of girls from Jersey in general. I'm weirdly all into Jersey for some reason right now. Maybe it's the fact that I miss the Sopranos. Yeah. That's it.
I watched Larry Holmes sing "Let's Get it On" on VH1 while doing cardio. Oh man. Oh man. So great watching an almost braindead heavyweight boxer reinterpret a classic ballad for my amusement. And the human race continues to march full on to a desperate desperate end.
I'm out.
- Marcus