An obituary, followed by random rants and curses

[marclovesyomama]

I know it's been a while since my last entry. I actually wrote a long peice earlier this month, but I foolishly did it at the computer lab in school, which uses Dell and not Apple. So, of course, Internet Explorer crashed and I lost the whole mufukkin thing. Now the world will never know how damn clever I am. What a loss

Comments

[akittenonaboat]

Birkenstocks are NOT cheap. Marc, I thought you did your research before these journal entries. Tisk Tisk Tisk.

Also, Christians who are offended with cuss words still EXIST?! Dear fucking Jesus Christ HOLY FUCKING SHIT GODDAMN I thought we evolved!!!

[marclovesyomama]

I fucking thought so, too. But I guess I was wrong. Fuck bloody pissant cock-sucking mother-fucking wrong...

[marclovesyomama]

And Birkenstocks are like 40 bucks. 50 bucks, tops. That's way less than, say, paying $120 for a pair of Nike's made by some eleven-year-old kid in Indonesia getting paid 6 cents an hour.

[akittenonaboat]

http://www.birkenstockusa.com/styles/651221/manager=ProdDisplay&brand=100&sub_sandals=Yes&category=10o40o110o140&user_id=0&store_id=0&page=0&cat=women

These are the ones I own, the common Birkenstock. $99.95

Look away!

[marclovesyomama]

Sheesh...

I know where you can get them for 40 bucks. But if anyone asks, they "fell off the back of a truck."