Jan 27, 2005 23:57
So work was extreme tonight. I do not think I have ever seen that many people in Town Pizza. My feet and throat hurt. Exams were not bad at all. Except for that beasty Spanish exam. So I was thinking back about the last year or so and how much I have changed. No matter how much I complain, Im very happy with the person I am now. Then I began thinking about the year 2004 in general. I wanted to reflect upon it New Years Eve but, as many of you know, that didnt happen. I was too busy trying to seduce every man in my household. So back to 2004. What happened in 2004 that has changes me so much?
1. I met Margaret in January. After looking at a hat in AE, her first words to me were "Haha.. Hug A Tree! I could so see you wearing that!" Wow. This girl is extremely loud. Then we went on our own little venture in the mall because Mich was having sex in the movie theater. I made you go in Weathervane. You liked it. You bought these sweet pants. Then I was rubbing my face with this blue crap from the AE bag. Funny stuff. Then I cried in the restaurant cause my mom was drunk and forgot about us. Mich cried that day too when her pipes broke. You thought your house was going to explode and wanted to call 911.
2. I got in my first fight with someone on Superbowl Sunday. Remember? Silly String. Parking lot. Expensive clothes. Dry cleaning. Oh I remember. Though it is hard to believe that 'the incident' was a year ago. Then I remember some metaphor about puppies. Back stabbing. Me both getting and giving a bitch speech. Marg telling me to hold her down. Me telling Mich to ride the short bus to school cause I sure as hell wasnt giving her a ride.
3. I went to the Cajun Ball. Geno is the man. I shook his hand. What now bitches? Due to my cowgirl ho look, this old creepy man kept talking to me. He asked me to dance. I said I had no rhythem. Which is true.
4. Mich and I started talking again. Thank God. This is possibly the first time I had ever really forgiven someone. We go to Drew's house. Then we go to Mich's house and play "60 seconds of death" Drew and I broke her bed 5 times after I had an orgasm. Dirty faces. Then Marg and I break it a few more times. Her parents wonder what is going on. "Next time you can shake your own ketchup bottle!" Then we go and I get naked for no reason at Barrington beach. Lose my sock somewhere. Grandma's chicken soup.. Naked Barbie in the locker. Trying to blow up condoms in the school hallway.
5. We all go to Mich's birthday party. It was at the Holiday Inn. We had trouble getting a room due to prices and the fact that there werent going to be adults. We go to the pool. Marg and I go to the top floor. John Mayer is next to us. Frozen corn dogs. Marg leaves. We try to play strip games on the top floor. People walk by and it doesnt work. Then Drew comes and we go in his car. We start to win and then lose. Badly. I am in between two boys. We go back to the hotel. We played poker. Lose worse. If that is even possible. I get shafted with no bed and try the table. Then I go in the other room with Sean. The next day we play a rousing game of truth or dare. Gross thongy wear.
5. My first meeting with the coolest kid in the world. Andrew Salem. Does it get much cooler? Going to Golden Bowl. Yum. Dumplings. Then watching Zoom. Buzz is such a fat kid. He would want to live in the ice age in order to eat all the penguins.
6. Derek getting shot in the leg by Doug on a trampoline. Went through his calf and had to be cut out. He is now a member of the fitty cent club. He was gimpy for the next 2 weeks.
7. Getting a phone call from my own brother. He was arrested for posession and need to be bailed out. What a dumbass. Mom wasnt home but luckily Mr Swanson was. I was tweaking.
8. My first concert with Nick. NoDoubt and Blink 182. Crazy old lady in a short skirt dancing on her chair? Say what?
9. The Cajun Festivle. Greatest place on earth yes? Good times in the locked trailer. We were with the band. My mom said greasy hamburger like 25 times. That creepy monkey looking drummer trying to put moves on Auntie Colleen. I guess she was rubbing his arm. Megan being sneeky and grabbing the cards when no one was looking. Deuces were wild. I was homegirl. Whitey was so awkward and jacked. The bumper sticker reading "Beer helping white men dance since 1892" Crazy bald woman. Use condoms. What nice Lousiana boys. We must not forget hippie man. Name another person who can pull off tye dye on tye dye.
10. Me getting in yet another fight with Mich. I dont even remember what this one was over. But it was a big one and we didnt talk for almost half the summer. Then at Migg's party we finally talked about Louis? We couldnt find anything else to talk about I guess. Marg and I also got called the Dixie Chicks several times. I dont know how, but it happened.
11. Going to Cape Cod with the new house. Nelson couldnt go this year because of work. Sadness. Derek was trying to get a tattoo. Then after failing misrably, he was telling me to eat the vomit. I would do nothing of the sort. He then proceeded to draw me. Though it came out more like a cave man than anything else. This was the week of my birthday. All about me. Meg comming down with her camo shorts. Sucking at paddle ball. Walking to Bastain's. Then trying to light those fireworks in the rain. My mother telling the good looking waiter to take off his shirt when singing happy birthday to me. Me trying to skim board. Derek throwing a pissy fit and leaving.
12. My second concert: Marroon 5 and John Mayer. I know, John Mayer. Who could have predicted that one? It was not more than 5 months earlier I was making fun of someone for going to his show. Good times with Meg and Ri. Wow those kids after the show sure were cool. Blast that Fitty and Luda! For Christs sake. You were just at a Marroon 5 and Mayer concert. You dont like Fitty.
13. My brother running away. Life sucks. Cutting his wrists. Trying to kill himself. You know the deal. After that day my parents sent him to a program at Bradley. He said he didnt want me to go with him because I was dealing with everything all right. There was no need to drag me into it. Then I had to go to some kinda meetings every week. I dont know why.
13. School starting again. It sucked. Economics was the worst class in the world. Then Chem is beyond pointless. We owned at badmitton. How did we lose? Im such a beasty. We could have so taken them on. Mich and I are so extreme. Im still trying to figure out how we didnt win for the class.
14. Me getting a job at the greatest place in the world: Town Pizza. Enough said.
15. My third concert: Tull. Best concert I have ever seen. I went with my mom and Meg. Great times. I wanted to kill those people behind us. Talking about how half the people here werent even alive when these songs came out. How could they be fans? Shut the fuck up.
Well thats about all. It is quite interesting to see what I have been up to in the past year. But there is probably tons more stuff that I have completely forgotten about. Im also quite tired and think I should be heading off to bed. Night.
Marci