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Home honeymoon
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> Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back
> to mum and dad's for the night. In the morning, little Johnny (not the
> one from Kiribilli House) gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going
> out of the door to go to school, he asks his mum if Fred and Mary are up
> yet. She replies, no. Johnny asks, do you know what I think? His mum
> replies, never mind what you think! Just go to school.
>
> Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mum, are Fred and Mary up yet?
> She replies, no. Johnny says, do you know what I think? His mum replies,
> never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school. After
> school, he comes home and asks, are Fred and Mary up yet? His mum says,
> no. Johnny asks, do you know what I think? His mum replies, OK! What do
> you think? He says, well, last night Fred came in for the Vaseline and I
> think I gave him my aeroplane glue .
>
>
> Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back
> to mum and dad's for the night. In the morning, little Johnny (not the
> one from Kiribilli House) gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going
> out of the door to go to school, he asks his mum if Fred and Mary are up
> yet. She replies, no. Johnny asks, do you know what I think? His mum
> replies, never mind what you think! Just go to school.
>
> Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mum, are Fred and Mary up yet?
> She replies, no. Johnny says, do you know what I think? His mum replies,
> never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school. After
> school, he comes home and asks, are Fred and Mary up yet? His mum says,
> no. Johnny asks, do you know what I think? His mum replies, OK! What do
> you think? He says, well, last night Fred came in for the Vaseline and I
> think I gave him my aeroplane glue .
>