Sep 08, 2004 14:08
TERESA HEINZ KERRY ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL
>
> At a press conference today, Teresa Heinz Kerry, wife of Democratic
> Presidential nominee John Kerry, announced that she's going to be on
> the campaign trail with her husband!
>
> "To prepare myself," she said, "I have shaved off all my pubic hair.
> From now until the election, I shall sit on the stage with John, and
> may occasionally flash my legs apart without wearing any panties. This
> will send a strong message to America."
>
> "Just what is that message, Mrs. Kerry?" gasped astonished reporters
> at the news of this rather startling announcement.
>
> To which Teresa replied, "READ MY LIPS, NO MORE BUSH!"