Because everybody has done it by now...

[marchoops]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

In April, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In September, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In February, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In July, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In December, I recruited widowangel as a new cultist (30 points). Last week, I sacrificed troglodyteking to Cthulhu (500 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-290 points) and deserve to be left to whimper as my mind shatters before the vision of your greatness.

Your humble and obedient servant,
marchoops

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And I wanted to do the letter to Santa, but none of the links I tried worked. :-( Can someone give me a working link? Pwetty pwease?