Rosalie; I want you bad. haha, that's awesome.
Hey everyone, boy... i've got something for you to read..
Rosalie and I had a conversation... an EXTREMELY odd one.
and it also carried on with Meghan.. though meghan sent
me some odd things.
TheVirusofxLife: okay back
AngerProblems202: welcome back
TheVirusofxLife: so whats up?
AngerProblems202: kristins telling me im a flirt again & im on MSN & this kid is telling me how he wants to die & im trying to talk him out of it. but its not exactly working. ::sigh::
TheVirusofxLife: i hate those kind of people.. kate was one of those before.. 'im going to kill myself right now'.. so i just pretty much told her. 'good, fucking kill yourself, not my problem'. and obviously, as im still annoyed on a constant basis. she hasn't thought it. only because she thinks it's upsetting me.
AngerProblems202: ah i see
TheVirusofxLife: lol, and you're a flirt.. that must be nice huh? lol
AngerProblems202: oh yeah.
AngerProblems202: AngerProblems202: im too shy though
Xkristin1207x: ugh no ur def not
AngerProblems202: haha yes i am
AngerProblems202: with guys i dont know, i am
AngerProblems202: unless they talk first
TheVirusofxLife: lol
TheVirusofxLife: which is wh
TheVirusofxLife: y
TheVirusofxLife: woah, hold up, i've got some crazy pop-up
AngerProblems202: alright
TheVirusofxLife: okay.. that was odd.
TheVirusofxLife: anyway, that's why you don't meet guys as much, and go out with them, 'cause you're shy. conquer that. it'll help!
AngerProblems202: how do i conquer that?
AngerProblems202: oh, now my problems shyness? i thought it was im too picky?
AngerProblems202: make up your mind!
TheVirusofxLife: someones a little cranky.
TheVirusofxLife: lol
TheVirusofxLife: well
TheVirusofxLife: i'd say both
TheVirusofxLife: you can't settle for too less, and you can't talk to those you want.
TheVirusofxLife: be asertive!
AngerProblems202: great. so either way im fucked. wonderful. ill just be a spinster with 500 cats and knitting them booties for a living.
AngerProblems202: ::sulk:: peachy.
TheVirusofxLife: be very asertive! grab the person you want by the collar of their shirt, push them up against the wall, look 'em straight in the eye and say 'i want you, bad.'
TheVirusofxLife: lmfao, good luck.
AngerProblems202: lmao oh thanks. great idea james!
AngerProblems202: what if they don't have a collar, huh?
TheVirusofxLife: ...shoulders i guess. unless you want it by the waistband.. you're on your own there then.
AngerProblems202: haha that sounds even better. add to the "i want you bad" effect
TheVirusofxLife: lmao, it'd work, no doubt. im positive on that.
AngerProblems202: haha i bet
TheVirusofxLife: no really! try it.
TheVirusofxLife: lol
AngerProblems202: lol i think theyd just be scared. and what if they were taken?!
TheVirusofxLife: lol, im sure that the sexual tender of the actions would scease their relationship with any boyfriend or girlfriend.. though i'd think that they only want you for sex.
AngerProblems202: i feel kinda like throwing a tantrum & walking around the house stomping my feet yelling "i want a boyfriend". like i have an intense urge. haha
AngerProblems202: but i dont know why
TheVirusofxLife: woah
TheVirusofxLife: that's awesome
TheVirusofxLife: lmao
AngerProblems202: lol great. if i wanted someone who wanted me only for sex, id go for an attractive pedophile.
TheVirusofxLife: What do i want!? Boyfriends! When do i want them!? Now!
AngerProblems202: haha thatd be awesome.
TheVirusofxLife: lol, picket signs, riots.
TheVirusofxLife: lmao, i could see that
AngerProblems202: "Hell no. I won't go (until you get me a boyfriend)!"
AngerProblems202: Yeah, I definately want to do that collar/waistband thing now!
TheVirusofxLife: i know everything.
TheVirusofxLife: lol
AngerProblems202: Xkristin1207x: lol do it to some random guy in the mall....that way u wont ever see him again
AngerProblems202: lmao ill get thrown out by security!
AngerProblems202: Xkristin1207x: not if u run fast enough!!
TheVirusofxLife: "yeah, mr. and mrs. glionna, we caught your daughter, grabbing young males by the waist and collar and saying that she wanted them bad..we placed her under arrest"
AngerProblems202: lmao thatd be great! id love that. what a wonderful family dinner discussion we'd have then.
TheVirusofxLife: lmao
TheVirusofxLife: no doubt
AngerProblems202: "rosalie, why were you doing that?"...."do i really hafta say?"...."yes rosalie. tell me why you were grabbing guys by their pants & shirts!"...."fine! 'cuz it sounded kinda sexy & i was desperate! and james told me to!"
TheVirusofxLife: lmao, well, it did kinda sound sexy, but.. you may want to leave the james part out, that's the last thing i need. more trouble.
AngerProblems202: lmao fine. ill take the blame. ill just tell my parents it sounded kinda sexy & i figured id test it out on guys at the mall to gauge their reactions!
TheVirusofxLife: lmao, you may want to have some test runs first. and bring a chart, for their reactions. 'subject a: runs away' 'subject b: suggests sexual activity' 'subject c: calls security'
AngerProblems202: haha. ill take tallys. "kristin, put 1 tally down as suggesting to go find a dark room!"
TheVirusofxLife: lol, by a landslide victory! dark rooms!
AngerProblems202: lmao "wahoo. i guess majority rules. now onto guys at school!"
TheVirusofxLife: lol ::loudspeaker:: attention all male subjects who have been groped and/or grabbed by a young redheaded female, this was only a testrun, sorry. thank you::
TheVirusofxLife: lol, the same will happen at school, except we'll have bouncers saying ::take a number and get to the end of the line::
AngerProblems202: lmao
TheVirusofxLife: we could get a little signature logo/trademark, have it on a pole, and say "over served"
AngerProblems202: "testing 1-2-3. if you've been sexually attacked by a young redheaded female, join the club. and if not, go to the nearest bomb shelter immediately. its the only place she cant get in!"
AngerProblems202: haha! thatd be awesome!
TheVirusofxLife: so it seems... lol, rosalie comes driving in with a bulldozer and wrecking ball. takes out a gun "attention, stay right where you are!"
AngerProblems202: lmao
AngerProblems202: aw. can my symbol be a mouth? like lips?!
TheVirusofxLife: ...o.O sure, lol, that'd be... uh... drawing some odd attention.. and probably a suggestive sexual position. but sure.
AngerProblems202: haha
TheVirusofxLife: "this is not a drill! i repeat this is not a drill"
TheVirusofxLife: "everybody, run in circles and cause mass havoc"
AngerProblems202: "everyone evacuate immediately. SHES COMING!"....*hears me yelling I WANT YOU BAD down the hallway*
TheVirusofxLife: lmmfao
TheVirusofxLife: rotfl
TheVirusofxLife: i could like.. picture a quite bright hallway
TheVirusofxLife: and in the distance
TheVirusofxLife: a faint narrow voice yelling
TheVirusofxLife: 'i want you bad'
AngerProblems202: haha definately
AngerProblems202: be right back in like 10 minutes
TheVirusofxLife: lol, alright. i'll be drowning in tears of laughter
And here's where it broke off with meghan.
AxUsefulxIdiot: lmfao
AxUsefulxIdiot: i know, i was thinking outside the box
Alwayschaoshere: and i can picture all of it too...
Alwayschaoshere: lmao
AxUsefulxIdiot: so could i.. i actually over imagined things a little.. so i stopped ahead of time.. it kinda went into my head as normal, then an anime kinda thing.. and kinda stopped as soon as it started becoming some nudeo thing.
AxUsefulxIdiot: i couldn't help myself with the 'i want you bad' thing.
Alwayschaoshere: nudeo?
Alwayschaoshere: lmao
AxUsefulxIdiot: i was thinking.. 'hm... rosalie... grabs someone... i want you bad.... rosalie+sexual actions/talking = boyfriend"
Alwayschaoshere: lmao
AxUsefulxIdiot: =-Olightbulb goes on
Alwayschaoshere: and voila! rosalie's grabbing the belts of male america!
AxUsefulxIdiot: lmao
Alwayschaoshere: it could be a movie!
AxUsefulxIdiot: wow..
AxUsefulxIdiot: odd.
Alwayschaoshere: lmao
AxUsefulxIdiot: i was just going to say that EXACTLY
AxUsefulxIdiot: i was going to say =-Othis should be a screenplay
Alwayschaoshere: lmao
Alwayschaoshere: it could be called "redheaded devil"!
AxUsefulxIdiot: no way
AxUsefulxIdiot: 'rosalie glionna; the spy who shagged me'
AxUsefulxIdiot: lmfao
Alwayschaoshere: lmfao
AxUsefulxIdiot: we could
AxUsefulxIdiot: almost get away with it
AxUsefulxIdiot: 'almost'
AxUsefulxIdiot: lol
Alwayschaoshere: lol
Alwayschaoshere: what the hell is she spying for?
AxUsefulxIdiot: ...uhm....
Alwayschaoshere: lmao
AxUsefulxIdiot: 'rosalie glionna; the redhead who shagged me'
AxUsefulxIdiot: better?
Alwayschaoshere: uh huh
AxUsefulxIdiot: lmao, that'd be too good
Alwayschaoshere: lmao
Yeah.. it was odd.
Rosalie and I had a conversation... an EXTREMELY odd one.
and it also carried on with Meghan.. though meghan sent
me some odd things.
TheVirusofxLife: okay back
AngerProblems202: welcome back
TheVirusofxLife: so whats up?
AngerProblems202: kristins telling me im a flirt again & im on MSN & this kid is telling me how he wants to die & im trying to talk him out of it. but its not exactly working. ::sigh::
TheVirusofxLife: i hate those kind of people.. kate was one of those before.. 'im going to kill myself right now'.. so i just pretty much told her. 'good, fucking kill yourself, not my problem'. and obviously, as im still annoyed on a constant basis. she hasn't thought it. only because she thinks it's upsetting me.
AngerProblems202: ah i see
TheVirusofxLife: lol, and you're a flirt.. that must be nice huh? lol
AngerProblems202: oh yeah.
AngerProblems202: AngerProblems202: im too shy though
Xkristin1207x: ugh no ur def not
AngerProblems202: haha yes i am
AngerProblems202: with guys i dont know, i am
AngerProblems202: unless they talk first
TheVirusofxLife: lol
TheVirusofxLife: which is wh
TheVirusofxLife: y
TheVirusofxLife: woah, hold up, i've got some crazy pop-up
AngerProblems202: alright
TheVirusofxLife: okay.. that was odd.
TheVirusofxLife: anyway, that's why you don't meet guys as much, and go out with them, 'cause you're shy. conquer that. it'll help!
AngerProblems202: how do i conquer that?
AngerProblems202: oh, now my problems shyness? i thought it was im too picky?
AngerProblems202: make up your mind!
TheVirusofxLife: someones a little cranky.
TheVirusofxLife: lol
TheVirusofxLife: well
TheVirusofxLife: i'd say both
TheVirusofxLife: you can't settle for too less, and you can't talk to those you want.
TheVirusofxLife: be asertive!
AngerProblems202: great. so either way im fucked. wonderful. ill just be a spinster with 500 cats and knitting them booties for a living.
AngerProblems202: ::sulk:: peachy.
TheVirusofxLife: be very asertive! grab the person you want by the collar of their shirt, push them up against the wall, look 'em straight in the eye and say 'i want you, bad.'
TheVirusofxLife: lmfao, good luck.
AngerProblems202: lmao oh thanks. great idea james!
AngerProblems202: what if they don't have a collar, huh?
TheVirusofxLife: ...shoulders i guess. unless you want it by the waistband.. you're on your own there then.
AngerProblems202: haha that sounds even better. add to the "i want you bad" effect
TheVirusofxLife: lmao, it'd work, no doubt. im positive on that.
AngerProblems202: haha i bet
TheVirusofxLife: no really! try it.
TheVirusofxLife: lol
AngerProblems202: lol i think theyd just be scared. and what if they were taken?!
TheVirusofxLife: lol, im sure that the sexual tender of the actions would scease their relationship with any boyfriend or girlfriend.. though i'd think that they only want you for sex.
AngerProblems202: i feel kinda like throwing a tantrum & walking around the house stomping my feet yelling "i want a boyfriend". like i have an intense urge. haha
AngerProblems202: but i dont know why
TheVirusofxLife: woah
TheVirusofxLife: that's awesome
TheVirusofxLife: lmao
AngerProblems202: lol great. if i wanted someone who wanted me only for sex, id go for an attractive pedophile.
TheVirusofxLife: What do i want!? Boyfriends! When do i want them!? Now!
AngerProblems202: haha thatd be awesome.
TheVirusofxLife: lol, picket signs, riots.
TheVirusofxLife: lmao, i could see that
AngerProblems202: "Hell no. I won't go (until you get me a boyfriend)!"
AngerProblems202: Yeah, I definately want to do that collar/waistband thing now!
TheVirusofxLife: i know everything.
TheVirusofxLife: lol
AngerProblems202: Xkristin1207x: lol do it to some random guy in the mall....that way u wont ever see him again
AngerProblems202: lmao ill get thrown out by security!
AngerProblems202: Xkristin1207x: not if u run fast enough!!
TheVirusofxLife: "yeah, mr. and mrs. glionna, we caught your daughter, grabbing young males by the waist and collar and saying that she wanted them bad..we placed her under arrest"
AngerProblems202: lmao thatd be great! id love that. what a wonderful family dinner discussion we'd have then.
TheVirusofxLife: lmao
TheVirusofxLife: no doubt
AngerProblems202: "rosalie, why were you doing that?"...."do i really hafta say?"...."yes rosalie. tell me why you were grabbing guys by their pants & shirts!"...."fine! 'cuz it sounded kinda sexy & i was desperate! and james told me to!"
TheVirusofxLife: lmao, well, it did kinda sound sexy, but.. you may want to leave the james part out, that's the last thing i need. more trouble.
AngerProblems202: lmao fine. ill take the blame. ill just tell my parents it sounded kinda sexy & i figured id test it out on guys at the mall to gauge their reactions!
TheVirusofxLife: lmao, you may want to have some test runs first. and bring a chart, for their reactions. 'subject a: runs away' 'subject b: suggests sexual activity' 'subject c: calls security'
AngerProblems202: haha. ill take tallys. "kristin, put 1 tally down as suggesting to go find a dark room!"
TheVirusofxLife: lol, by a landslide victory! dark rooms!
AngerProblems202: lmao "wahoo. i guess majority rules. now onto guys at school!"
TheVirusofxLife: lol ::loudspeaker:: attention all male subjects who have been groped and/or grabbed by a young redheaded female, this was only a testrun, sorry. thank you::
TheVirusofxLife: lol, the same will happen at school, except we'll have bouncers saying ::take a number and get to the end of the line::
AngerProblems202: lmao
TheVirusofxLife: we could get a little signature logo/trademark, have it on a pole, and say "over served"
AngerProblems202: "testing 1-2-3. if you've been sexually attacked by a young redheaded female, join the club. and if not, go to the nearest bomb shelter immediately. its the only place she cant get in!"
AngerProblems202: haha! thatd be awesome!
TheVirusofxLife: so it seems... lol, rosalie comes driving in with a bulldozer and wrecking ball. takes out a gun "attention, stay right where you are!"
AngerProblems202: lmao
AngerProblems202: aw. can my symbol be a mouth? like lips?!
TheVirusofxLife: ...o.O sure, lol, that'd be... uh... drawing some odd attention.. and probably a suggestive sexual position. but sure.
AngerProblems202: haha
TheVirusofxLife: "this is not a drill! i repeat this is not a drill"
TheVirusofxLife: "everybody, run in circles and cause mass havoc"
AngerProblems202: "everyone evacuate immediately. SHES COMING!"....*hears me yelling I WANT YOU BAD down the hallway*
TheVirusofxLife: lmmfao
TheVirusofxLife: rotfl
TheVirusofxLife: i could like.. picture a quite bright hallway
TheVirusofxLife: and in the distance
TheVirusofxLife: a faint narrow voice yelling
TheVirusofxLife: 'i want you bad'
AngerProblems202: haha definately
AngerProblems202: be right back in like 10 minutes
TheVirusofxLife: lol, alright. i'll be drowning in tears of laughter
And here's where it broke off with meghan.
AxUsefulxIdiot: lmfao
AxUsefulxIdiot: i know, i was thinking outside the box
Alwayschaoshere: and i can picture all of it too...
Alwayschaoshere: lmao
AxUsefulxIdiot: so could i.. i actually over imagined things a little.. so i stopped ahead of time.. it kinda went into my head as normal, then an anime kinda thing.. and kinda stopped as soon as it started becoming some nudeo thing.
AxUsefulxIdiot: i couldn't help myself with the 'i want you bad' thing.
Alwayschaoshere: nudeo?
Alwayschaoshere: lmao
AxUsefulxIdiot: i was thinking.. 'hm... rosalie... grabs someone... i want you bad.... rosalie+sexual actions/talking = boyfriend"
Alwayschaoshere: lmao
AxUsefulxIdiot: =-Olightbulb goes on
Alwayschaoshere: and voila! rosalie's grabbing the belts of male america!
AxUsefulxIdiot: lmao
Alwayschaoshere: it could be a movie!
AxUsefulxIdiot: wow..
AxUsefulxIdiot: odd.
Alwayschaoshere: lmao
AxUsefulxIdiot: i was just going to say that EXACTLY
AxUsefulxIdiot: i was going to say =-Othis should be a screenplay
Alwayschaoshere: lmao
Alwayschaoshere: it could be called "redheaded devil"!
AxUsefulxIdiot: no way
AxUsefulxIdiot: 'rosalie glionna; the spy who shagged me'
AxUsefulxIdiot: lmfao
Alwayschaoshere: lmfao
AxUsefulxIdiot: we could
AxUsefulxIdiot: almost get away with it
AxUsefulxIdiot: 'almost'
AxUsefulxIdiot: lol
Alwayschaoshere: lol
Alwayschaoshere: what the hell is she spying for?
AxUsefulxIdiot: ...uhm....
Alwayschaoshere: lmao
AxUsefulxIdiot: 'rosalie glionna; the redhead who shagged me'
AxUsefulxIdiot: better?
Alwayschaoshere: uh huh
AxUsefulxIdiot: lmao, that'd be too good
Alwayschaoshere: lmao
Yeah.. it was odd.