...I fail at writing fics, okay?

Jan 22, 2009 17:28

Title: Japan's Younger Problem Solver.
Author: Marchy. ♥
Characters/Pairings: Chinen Yuuri, Morimoto Ryuutaro
Rating: G
Genre: I seriously don't know what to put here. D:
Summary: As hosts of the radioshow, Chinen and Ryuu help solve a fan's dilemma. :D
Disclaimer: Even Johnny doesn't own them D:


Chinen Yuuri x Morimoto Ryuutaro
Japan's Youngest Problem Solver

HS7 UltraPower

Morimoto: Good evening, this is HS7’s Morimoto Ryuutaro!

Chinen: Good evening, this is Riida (Leader) Chinen!

Morimoto: We will be hosting this week

Chinen: Yup

Morimoto: Wait, did you just say you’re leader Chinen?

Chinen: Yes yes~

Morimoto: Leader of what?

Chinen: Hey! Say! 7, of course!

Morimoto: O...okay?

Chinen: Oh yeah, when I was on my way here, I received a text message from Keito reminding me to not do that.

Morimoto: Then why’d you still do it?

Chinen: It makes me feel powerful like Ohno-kun~ Leaders are powerful ne~

Morimoto: ...

Chinen: Don’t you feel powerful, Ryuutaro?

Morimoto: ...no.

Chinen: What a pity!

-something bumped onto the table, probably a part of Chinen’s body-

Chinen: Ouch!

Morimoto: I feel powerful now.

Chinen: *grunts* Are you aware that I can sue you for physical abuse?

Morimoto: Yes. A-anyway, let’s start!

Chii-Mori: HS7 UltraPower

DCT♪

Chinen: Monday’s are that corner which we answer to your letters

Morimoto: Please enjoy until the end!

DCT♪

Morimoto: It’s that corner which we bring you in a serious mode!

Chinen: Ooh. Well, we are serious but we’ll get right on the problem positively and while having fun so please enjoy ‘till the end.

Morimoto: Let’s start!

Chinen: Here we gooooooo~

Morimoto: Okay

DCT♪

Japan’s Youngest Problem Solver

Chinen: We’ll try to help you with your problems so please create more problems and send them in so we’ll have lost of things to solve!

Morimoto: That’d be too troublesome!

Chinen: I know! But it’ll be fun!

Morimoto: Let’s start reading!

Chinen: Let’s see… This time, penname Keychain-daisuki san!

Morimoto: Keychain-daisuki san!

Chinen: Yes, this is a problem from Keychain-daisuki san!

Morimoto: Okay

Chinen: “Good evening, you two…”

Morimoto: Good evening to you too!

Chinen: “I’m a 3rd year middle school student who likes Okamoto-kun…” this isn’t Hey! Say! Letter, you know!

Morimoto: Anyway~ please continue!

Chinen: “My classmates have been teasing me about my keychain that has Okamoto-kun’s picture in it…”

Morimoto: How come no one ever writes about themselves having keychains with my picture in it?

Chinen: I wonder that too~ “they kept on insisting that he is my boyfriend, what should I do?”

Morimoto: Hmmm…

Chinen: “I really hope you could help me with my problem… And congratulations on your Winter Con, too bad I wasn’t able to watch though, I’LL KEEP ON SUPPORTING YOU GUYS IN SPIRIT! Thank you.” The last part was written in English!

Morimoto: What’s?!

Chinen: Key chains are cool.

Morimoto: Yes, especially if you have a lot of keys.

Chinen: Having too much keys on a keychain is bothersome.

Morimoto: Yes

Chinen: When you lose that keychain, you’ll lose all of your keys.

Morimoto: But it probably made Keito happy that someone has a keychain with his picture in it!

Chinen: I’m jealous.

Morimoto: Me too! So I guess, you should remove Keito’s picture and replace it with my picture! Then tell them it’s your little brother!

Chinen: Did you know that Ryosuke has a keychain with my picture in it?

Morimoto: Is that safe to say while we’re on-air?

Chinen: The world should know about our love! ♥

Morimoto: …what’s.

Chinen: I hope we were able to help Keychain daisuki san!

Morimoto: Yup

Chinen: Please send us a mail or a letter if you want us to listen to your problems. That was, Japan’s Youngest Problem Solver

Morimoto: Please listen to a song for now, it’s HSJ

Chii-Mori: Ultra Music Power!

UMP♪

Chinen: It’s already time for us to go

Morimoto: We are waiting for your mails

Chinen: The address is…

Morimoto: The e-mail address is jump@joqr.net

Chinen: Please send us more problems! We’ll be more than glad to help you!

Morimoto: Please~

Chinen: This was HS7’s Leader Chinen and

Morimoto: Horumoooooon~! See you tomorrow!

Chinen: Bye-bye!

Morimoto: Bye-bye!

[End]

Author's note: I fail at writing fics. This is probably my first shot on making an HSJ fic. D: A-and did you notice that this fic is awfully short for a radioshow.

marchy needs a life, marchy is a loser, what's desu yo?, faaaaaail, i might get bricked, i'm gonna die, lolwhatsdesuyo

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