Title: Japan's Younger Problem Solver.
Author: Marchy. ♥
Characters/Pairings: Chinen Yuuri, Morimoto Ryuutaro
Rating: G
Genre: I seriously don't know what to put here. D:
Summary: As hosts of the radioshow, Chinen and Ryuu help solve a fan's dilemma. :D
Disclaimer: Even Johnny doesn't own them D:
Chinen Yuuri x Morimoto Ryuutaro
Japan's Youngest Problem Solver
HS7 UltraPower
Morimoto: Good evening, this is HS7’s Morimoto Ryuutaro!
Chinen: Good evening, this is Riida (Leader) Chinen!
Morimoto: We will be hosting this week
Chinen: Yup
Morimoto: Wait, did you just say you’re leader Chinen?
Chinen: Yes yes~
Morimoto: Leader of what?
Chinen: Hey! Say! 7, of course!
Morimoto: O...okay?
Chinen: Oh yeah, when I was on my way here, I received a text message from Keito reminding me to not do that.
Morimoto: Then why’d you still do it?
Chinen: It makes me feel powerful like Ohno-kun~ Leaders are powerful ne~
Morimoto: ...
Chinen: Don’t you feel powerful, Ryuutaro?
Morimoto: ...no.
Chinen: What a pity!
-something bumped onto the table, probably a part of Chinen’s body-
Chinen: Ouch!
Morimoto: I feel powerful now.
Chinen: *grunts* Are you aware that I can sue you for physical abuse?
Morimoto: Yes. A-anyway, let’s start!
Chii-Mori: HS7 UltraPower
DCT♪
Chinen: Monday’s are that corner which we answer to your letters
Morimoto: Please enjoy until the end!
DCT♪
Morimoto: It’s that corner which we bring you in a serious mode!
Chinen: Ooh. Well, we are serious but we’ll get right on the problem positively and while having fun so please enjoy ‘till the end.
Morimoto: Let’s start!
Chinen: Here we gooooooo~
Morimoto: Okay
DCT♪
Japan’s Youngest Problem Solver
Chinen: We’ll try to help you with your problems so please create more problems and send them in so we’ll have lost of things to solve!
Morimoto: That’d be too troublesome!
Chinen: I know! But it’ll be fun!
Morimoto: Let’s start reading!
Chinen: Let’s see… This time, penname Keychain-daisuki san!
Morimoto: Keychain-daisuki san!
Chinen: Yes, this is a problem from Keychain-daisuki san!
Morimoto: Okay
Chinen: “Good evening, you two…”
Morimoto: Good evening to you too!
Chinen: “I’m a 3rd year middle school student who likes Okamoto-kun…” this isn’t Hey! Say! Letter, you know!
Morimoto: Anyway~ please continue!
Chinen: “My classmates have been teasing me about my keychain that has Okamoto-kun’s picture in it…”
Morimoto: How come no one ever writes about themselves having keychains with my picture in it?
Chinen: I wonder that too~ “they kept on insisting that he is my boyfriend, what should I do?”
Morimoto: Hmmm…
Chinen: “I really hope you could help me with my problem… And congratulations on your Winter Con, too bad I wasn’t able to watch though, I’LL KEEP ON SUPPORTING YOU GUYS IN SPIRIT! Thank you.” The last part was written in English!
Morimoto: What’s?!
Chinen: Key chains are cool.
Morimoto: Yes, especially if you have a lot of keys.
Chinen: Having too much keys on a keychain is bothersome.
Morimoto: Yes
Chinen: When you lose that keychain, you’ll lose all of your keys.
Morimoto: But it probably made Keito happy that someone has a keychain with his picture in it!
Chinen: I’m jealous.
Morimoto: Me too! So I guess, you should remove Keito’s picture and replace it with my picture! Then tell them it’s your little brother!
Chinen: Did you know that Ryosuke has a keychain with my picture in it?
Morimoto: Is that safe to say while we’re on-air?
Chinen: The world should know about our love! ♥
Morimoto: …what’s.
Chinen: I hope we were able to help Keychain daisuki san!
Morimoto: Yup
Chinen: Please send us a mail or a letter if you want us to listen to your problems. That was, Japan’s Youngest Problem Solver
Morimoto: Please listen to a song for now, it’s HSJ
Chii-Mori: Ultra Music Power!
UMP♪
Chinen: It’s already time for us to go
Morimoto: We are waiting for your mails
Chinen: The address is…
Morimoto: The e-mail address is jump@joqr.net
Chinen: Please send us more problems! We’ll be more than glad to help you!
Morimoto: Please~
Chinen: This was HS7’s Leader Chinen and
Morimoto: Horumoooooon~! See you tomorrow!
Chinen: Bye-bye!
Morimoto: Bye-bye!
[End]
Author's note: I fail at writing fics. This is probably my first shot on making an HSJ fic. D: A-and did you notice that this fic is awfully short for a radioshow.