So sue me.
My Lenten sacrifice has officially gone down the toilet. Fuck off, bitches. That felt good.
Anyway, cultural week was a smashing success, except for the two bitches I caught stealing sushi. They tried to act like they didn't know they had to pay for it. "OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO PAY??? BY THE WAY, I HAVE NO BRAIN AND SHOULD BE SHOT AND PUT OUT OF MY MISERY." Honestly, you couldn't scrounge up the fifty cents to pay for sushi? Or maybe it was that they couldn't count that high...Oh dumbasses, my heart weeps for you.
My sister is addicted to MySpace. As if she couldn't get any more retarded. "Hey my whole school has a MySpace, and you're 26. Get a life." Seriously, I will PAY for someone to marry her and take her away.
I think the blonde is seeping into my brain.
Certain ugly people need to stop showing their faces in public. No I'm serious. The monkey called, he wants his ass back.
I'm trying to come up with excuses of why my hair turned blonde. "I slipped and fell into a bowl of hair dye" just isn't cutting it anymore. "I was watching the OC and it killed so many of my brain cells that I literally became so stupid I needed to be blonde." Genius!
Oh God the OC is retarded. "My life sucks I'm a lesbian my ex-boyfriend thinks he's a bad ass my boobies are too big for my body I talk like a man and I look like my pec-pec stinks." Man I'd try to commit suicide if I were her too.
Anyway, cultural week was a smashing success, except for the two bitches I caught stealing sushi. They tried to act like they didn't know they had to pay for it. "OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO PAY??? BY THE WAY, I HAVE NO BRAIN AND SHOULD BE SHOT AND PUT OUT OF MY MISERY." Honestly, you couldn't scrounge up the fifty cents to pay for sushi? Or maybe it was that they couldn't count that high...Oh dumbasses, my heart weeps for you.
My sister is addicted to MySpace. As if she couldn't get any more retarded. "Hey my whole school has a MySpace, and you're 26. Get a life." Seriously, I will PAY for someone to marry her and take her away.
I think the blonde is seeping into my brain.
Certain ugly people need to stop showing their faces in public. No I'm serious. The monkey called, he wants his ass back.
I'm trying to come up with excuses of why my hair turned blonde. "I slipped and fell into a bowl of hair dye" just isn't cutting it anymore. "I was watching the OC and it killed so many of my brain cells that I literally became so stupid I needed to be blonde." Genius!
Oh God the OC is retarded. "My life sucks I'm a lesbian my ex-boyfriend thinks he's a bad ass my boobies are too big for my body I talk like a man and I look like my pec-pec stinks." Man I'd try to commit suicide if I were her too.