Go away.
I have come to the realization that the majority of people in the world annoy me and the only channel really worth watching is the Discovery Health Channel because I have taken a sick and twisted liking to watching people get cut open.
I hate other people's blogs, with the exception of a handful. When are you going to get that the world does not revolve around the party you went to last night and your deep emotional longings that no one else but you cares about? Please, make everyone else feel as uncomfortable as possible by posting every single minute detail about the devastating and heart wrenching disunion you just went through. Hey hey! I have an idea! Why don't you talk to that person directly instead of writing all about it in your Xanga? GENIUS! I'm the smartest person in the world.
Posers suck and I am the most ghetto gangsta mamacita this side of Skyline, bitch.
Deep down, there is a nice person just waiting to be let out into the world. But until I regurgitate her, get me some fucking ice cream.
I have too much fun decreasing people's self-esteem levels to advance my own self-worth. There goes all my peer counseling lessons down the drain.
On Discovery Health Channel, they aired a show about a condition called "fetus en fetu," which in English means, "baby in baby," and in Marice terms means, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Ninety cases have been reported of a child being born carrying his or her own twin inside. I always thought the saying, "Babies making babies," referred to teen pregnancy but I guess it has more twisted ties to it. So in case you find yourself pregnant and not knowing how to explain it to your parents, you could just say, "I've been carrying my twin this whole time! Honestly!"
I hate other people's blogs, with the exception of a handful. When are you going to get that the world does not revolve around the party you went to last night and your deep emotional longings that no one else but you cares about? Please, make everyone else feel as uncomfortable as possible by posting every single minute detail about the devastating and heart wrenching disunion you just went through. Hey hey! I have an idea! Why don't you talk to that person directly instead of writing all about it in your Xanga? GENIUS! I'm the smartest person in the world.
Posers suck and I am the most ghetto gangsta mamacita this side of Skyline, bitch.
Deep down, there is a nice person just waiting to be let out into the world. But until I regurgitate her, get me some fucking ice cream.
I have too much fun decreasing people's self-esteem levels to advance my own self-worth. There goes all my peer counseling lessons down the drain.
On Discovery Health Channel, they aired a show about a condition called "fetus en fetu," which in English means, "baby in baby," and in Marice terms means, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Ninety cases have been reported of a child being born carrying his or her own twin inside. I always thought the saying, "Babies making babies," referred to teen pregnancy but I guess it has more twisted ties to it. So in case you find yourself pregnant and not knowing how to explain it to your parents, you could just say, "I've been carrying my twin this whole time! Honestly!"