Silly Puddy
Last night I was totally way too bored. Guess what I did! I looked up the cancer death rates, and the birth rates for the world, then compared them to eachother and determined that we, as a species, will never die out because of cancer, the numbers dont lie. Cool huh? Now you dont have to worry about the human race dying out from cancer. However...that doesnt mean that you wont get it...sucker! Shit! That includes me too! Nah, nevermind, I eat way too much sawdust to ever get cancer.
So, I hear from a certain female corespondent that the ab line above a mans hips are sexy and desireable. This I did not know. Now I do, and I plan on using it to seduce helpless girls that I will only let down since Im 'private property'. No tresspassing on this hunk'o'manmeat bitch, if ever a man was owned I was that man.
I think I will take this moment to relate all the things that make me horny beyond belief:
Giant cocks, rippeling muscles, banana hammocks, ass hair, beards, anal beads, construction hats, chains, and leather. Out with the old and in with the new however, so I think I am going to start going for women now. Too bad guys, you missed out.
Its been a little more than 18 years and I still have yet to get my period, I'm starting to worry for my ovaries, I'm thinking that they might be dead. Is it unhealthy to be bleeding from the anus? I have been profusly for a while now, I was forced to stuff a towel up there to clog it up.
If you were a man in the 1800's, living in the western frontier, which would you like to have the most: A large facial scar, a completely black outfit, silver bullets, your own banking firm, a handlebar mustache, or three kinky mistresess? I would have to go with the outfit, thats just damn cool, plus everyone would think you were evil, and thats a bonus...right?
If anyone truely knows the japanese phrase for blood fiend, please feel free to share, that would be great. Or if yo know anyone who could get that for me, that would be cool too.
Physical youth only lasts so long, be sure not to let your mental youth vanish with it.
Killed by fate
Down he fell
Rise through hate
Up from hell
(Named not Kate?)
(Lives in a shell?)
Well, I'll finish this up and let you go back to whatever else you shuld be doing other than reading this pointless garbage.
So, I hear from a certain female corespondent that the ab line above a mans hips are sexy and desireable. This I did not know. Now I do, and I plan on using it to seduce helpless girls that I will only let down since Im 'private property'. No tresspassing on this hunk'o'manmeat bitch, if ever a man was owned I was that man.
I think I will take this moment to relate all the things that make me horny beyond belief:
Giant cocks, rippeling muscles, banana hammocks, ass hair, beards, anal beads, construction hats, chains, and leather. Out with the old and in with the new however, so I think I am going to start going for women now. Too bad guys, you missed out.
Its been a little more than 18 years and I still have yet to get my period, I'm starting to worry for my ovaries, I'm thinking that they might be dead. Is it unhealthy to be bleeding from the anus? I have been profusly for a while now, I was forced to stuff a towel up there to clog it up.
If you were a man in the 1800's, living in the western frontier, which would you like to have the most: A large facial scar, a completely black outfit, silver bullets, your own banking firm, a handlebar mustache, or three kinky mistresess? I would have to go with the outfit, thats just damn cool, plus everyone would think you were evil, and thats a bonus...right?
If anyone truely knows the japanese phrase for blood fiend, please feel free to share, that would be great. Or if yo know anyone who could get that for me, that would be cool too.
Physical youth only lasts so long, be sure not to let your mental youth vanish with it.
Killed by fate
Down he fell
Rise through hate
Up from hell
(Named not Kate?)
(Lives in a shell?)
Well, I'll finish this up and let you go back to whatever else you shuld be doing other than reading this pointless garbage.