At last, a store around here started carrying
flight suits (aka bird diapers), so I'm going to stop by and get my bird one this week. He's pretty good about not pooping on people (he seems to understand that people don't like that very much), but it would be nice if he could walk around on the furniture too.
Yeah, I know we could have ordered online, but I don't like to do that (or buy anything with credit cards, really). Just one of my many, many little quirks. :)