I'm free, I'm free!
Oh. Em. Gee.
What is this I don't even.
So last time, the Veeches teens skipped merrily off to college, their tragically empty minds ready to be filled. In high school, knowledge was generally frowned upon (nerds in the toilet, ha! Stereotypes.) But now! Now, they were going to college where their minds would be opened up, and the overall intelligence of the institution would penetrate their minds and just spurt knowledge into them!
Heh. Spurting knowledge. Heh.
I was also very, very wrong about something in the last chapter, which will be further explored now. I know you're all on the edge of your seats.
Also, college was boring. So boring. So incredibly boring that this chapter is mostly picspam. YAY!
Dormie life! Communal showers, loud parties at all hours, horrible food.
Greatness.
Aww, Aura! You've made new friends! Nice to see you're so...close?
Emmy: Aren't you going to tell them?
Tell them what?
Emmy: Who the heir is.
Oh yeah. It's Emmy. Big surprise. Aura gave her a run for her money for a bit, though.
She still attracts the heart farts.
This is Knut Yang. AKA Bird Guy. He looks like a rooster. Emmy <3s him. Ew.
Anyway, have some zany college picspam!
This guy is named Knut Straight. Yes. Our dorm had Knuts.
This is Brenda Zambini-lamma-lamma-ding-dong. I don't remember.
They a re blissfully oblivious to the ~mayhem.
Ooooh, remember how I said I was wrong about something.
Well. See that brown-haired dormie up there in the brown sweater gasping at Emmy's nekkidness? I tried so, so very hard to get Eric to fall in love with her. I couldn't figure out why it wasn't working.
Then this happened.
Mystery solved!
Yeah. Way to perpetuate the stereotype there, Eric.
His name is Jace Phillippine and I love him.
No, Emmy. Just no. You are not marrying a guy named Knut.
Really, Belle? Really?
I think she heard me. Seconds later she decided she has no chemistry with this guy, which was weird.
Emmy: Is this better?
YES! Much. Thank you. This is Mangus Bui and they have three bolts. Heck. Yes.
Ugh. So many fluffy bunny feelings.
I'm serious. Two engagements in one day. I'm making myself barf.
It's amazing what having five kids with 4.0s can do. Welcome to Var-Ho, the Veeches' Greek house! I had picspam here, but it was boring and a waste of space, so i deleted it.
Emmy mastered the xylophone trick shot! *happy dance*
YOU!
Caster Nova: Me?
I have been waiting for you to walk by forever! Come on, I have someone I want you to meet.
Three bolts. Heck yeah!
Woo!
MEG! Get rid of those hearts right now!
And that concludes the very boring college chapter.
Bye guys!