Ladies' Men

Sep 14, 2007 19:14

Any time that I stumble upon articles advising men how to score with the Lay-dehs (running the gamut of just getting a number, to humping them within a half hour), or on very rare occasions, encounter men who claim to "love all women" and that they can bag any babe, etc, I secretly wish that just once, one of those guys would try their so-called failsafe charms and tactics on me.

Well, not secretly anymore, cuz I just told you. This isn't out of any desire to crush their nassive egos with my pinky and be the one gal that they can't fuck on the first date, but just plain old curiosity. I want to experience firsthand just what's so wonderful about their methods. Trouble is, even those one or two guys that I've encountered who "love all women" ... well... don't seem to love me, too. Basically, they told me all this stuff like I was one of the guys already. Did they expect me to ask for advice? To ooh and ahh? To challenge them to a duel? Who knows. Maybe just saying "I love all women" was their entire method.

I have no need to go on at this point and speculate on why none of the Ladies' Men will ply their trades on me. I'd have a pretty crappy self-awareness to have no clue why I don't attract any man, let alone the Ladies' Men. But it'd be interesting to at least have an encounter with one, like I said above, just to see what all his self-proclaimed fuss is about. And no, absolutely none of them could coax a one-night stand out of me. That much is certain.
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