Love In 2D
Love in 2-D
By LISA KATAYAMA
Published: July 21, 2009
Nisan didn’t mean to fall in love with Nemutan. Their first encounter - at a comic-book convention that Nisan’s gaming friends dragged him to in Tokyo - was serendipitous. Nisan was wandering aimlessly around the crowded exhibition hall when he suddenly found himself staring into Nemutan’s bright blue eyes. In the beginning, they were just friends. Then, when Nisan got his driver’s license a few months later, he invited Nemutan for a ride around town in his beat-up Toyota. They went to a beach, not far from the home he shares with his parents in a suburb of Tokyo. It was the first of many road trips they would take together. As they got to know each other, they traveled hundreds of miles west - to Kyoto, Osaka and Nara, sleeping in his car or crashing on friends’ couches to save money. They took touristy pictures under cherry trees, frolicked like children on merry-go-rounds and slurped noodles on street corners. Now, after three years together, they are virtually inseparable. “I’ve experienced so many amazing things because of her,” Nisan told me, rubbing Nemutan’s leg warmly. “She has really changed my life.”
Nemutan doesn’t really have a leg. She’s a stuffed pillowcase - a 2-D depiction of a character, Nemu, from an X-rated version of a PC video game called Da Capo, printed on synthetic fabric. In the game, which is less a game than an interactive visual novel about a schoolyard romance, Nemu is the loudmouthed little sister of the main character, whom she calls nisan, or “big brother,” a nickname Nisan adopted as his own when he met Nemu. When I joined the couple for lunch at their favorite all-you-can-eat salad bar in the Tokyo suburb of Hachioji, he insisted on being called only by this new nickname, addressing his body-pillow girlfriend using the suffix “tan” to show how much he adored her. Nemutan is 10, maybe 12 years old and wears a little blue bikini and gold ribbons in her hair. Nisan knows she’s not real, but that hasn’t stopped him from loving her just the same. “Of course she’s my girlfriend,” he said, widening his eyes as if shocked by the question. “I have real feelings for her.”
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I'm a little annoyed by this article. Not because of its subject matter (a link in BoingBoing points out it's all staged anyway, something weanime fans all knew already since the end of the last century anyway, what with all the Ranma/Sailor Mercury/Rei Ayanami pillows and such), but the fact that this flawed, badly researched piece of filler is an actual published article, in a mainstream newspaper even. Nothing against getting anime & manga appreciation to the mainstream, but resorting to promoting a negative image of something for the sake of increased readership just rubs me the wrong way. Ah, well, that's journalism for you, where bad news is good news.
Pretty much why I never hacked it as a journalist in the long run, I guess--I tend to get too involved with the work involved. I'd be a terrible paparazzi.
News like this will just add fuel to those extremist groups that hate other people having fun.