(no subject)
Nick won't be awake when I get there. I'm betting a large amount of nonexistant money that it will take me 2 hours to get his lazy ass out of bed so we can watch Rebirth of Mothra 2.
Gods forbid we need to go anywhere. Have you seen the debaucle of getting Nick motivated? First you have to literally dress him as he's too lazy to put on his own pants then you have to find a shirt. BUT NOT THAT ONE!!! Without glasses on, he summarily dismisses anything you try and get him to wear.
When he's finally dressed, he'll stomp around downstairs until he remembers were he left his shoes (which, girls, is always in the same goddamn place). He'll spend 15 minutes putting on his shoes, interrupted by 'witty' comments regarding the fatness of my back etc.
He likes making repetive noises, much like a very young child just learning to talk or an older one trying to annoy its mother.
Did I mention he blows bubbles in his soda at restaurants? okay, I do that too.
But I swear, I don't need to have kids...taking care of Nick is enough
Gods forbid we need to go anywhere. Have you seen the debaucle of getting Nick motivated? First you have to literally dress him as he's too lazy to put on his own pants then you have to find a shirt. BUT NOT THAT ONE!!! Without glasses on, he summarily dismisses anything you try and get him to wear.
When he's finally dressed, he'll stomp around downstairs until he remembers were he left his shoes (which, girls, is always in the same goddamn place). He'll spend 15 minutes putting on his shoes, interrupted by 'witty' comments regarding the fatness of my back etc.
He likes making repetive noises, much like a very young child just learning to talk or an older one trying to annoy its mother.
Did I mention he blows bubbles in his soda at restaurants? okay, I do that too.
But I swear, I don't need to have kids...taking care of Nick is enough