dear co worker
first, thank you for changing your cologne, it is not as smelly as the previous one. Although I think the poor guy behind you probably can't breathe since you seem to bathe in it.
eta> THE WHOLE OFFICE SMELLS OF WHATEVER YOU USED. SERIOUSLY. DUDE.
two, please stop barging into my room when you need to take files that are behind me. see that name on the door? yeah it says it's my office. I get that these are dept files, but seriously. dude. just knock first. you just open my door and come in without so much as asking me if you can come in. it is rude on so many levels. even when my door is opened, it does not mean you can come in just like that. I've seen pets with better manners than you. HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THAT IS RUDE!!!!
your irate co-worker
eta> THE WHOLE OFFICE SMELLS OF WHATEVER YOU USED. SERIOUSLY. DUDE.
two, please stop barging into my room when you need to take files that are behind me. see that name on the door? yeah it says it's my office. I get that these are dept files, but seriously. dude. just knock first. you just open my door and come in without so much as asking me if you can come in. it is rude on so many levels. even when my door is opened, it does not mean you can come in just like that. I've seen pets with better manners than you. HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THAT IS RUDE!!!!
your irate co-worker