You know the rules:
1. Comment on this post saying you would like to play and I will give you three people.
2. Label which you would marry, shag, and throw off a cliff.
3. Provide pictures of the three people.
4. Post this meme with your answers.
I could resist it no longer, it seems. Fortunately,
gritsinmisery gave me the easiest cliff, shag or marry choices EVER.
1. Shag: Illya Kuryakin
(That's a mighty big, uh, gun you have there, Illya.)
I've only seen, like, three episodes of Man from UNCLE so far, but I already know that Illya is v. v. shaggable. I mean, a blond Russian twink secret agent, with a penchant for getting tied up? Yeah, I'm there.
2. Marry: Sgt. Benton
DO I REALLY NEED TO EXPLAIN MYSELF ON THIS ONE? NO, I DON'T. IT'S BENTON. 'NUFF SAID.
(And yeah, that's evil!Benton in the pic, but are you really complaining?)
3. Cliff: Capt. Jack Harkness
Sorry Jack. You're not really my type, plus, you know, you're immortal, so over the cliff you go.