I Hate Thursdays with the Fiery Passion of Seven Suns
I absolutely hate the mouse at work. This is because it does not work, it does not roll well or something, so the mouse never goes where it should. This get awkward when I try to look at the schedule only to have to spend five minutes apologizing b/c I cannot get the mouse anywhere near the teeny tiny date number on the teeny tiny calendar.
Also, I find the darker days depressing. It is too dark too quick now. And now the leaves are getting browner and less and less of them and I am thinking it is time to up and fly to mexico. Think about it, sun and beaches and mexican food. I can practice my spanish and get really drunk b/c i "can't drink the water!" and if i want to totally bite of my cousin pat, i will get a tattoo!
I have an interview today with the ED. Dept to get into student teaching next semester. I'm feeling cynical and grouchy today, so I am like, gonna have to mega tone it down or I will end up being like a mega asshole and not get to teach. This will make me grouchy because I am soooooooo ready to get out of here. I want a job, with my own class, my own students, my own apartment. I will move wherever there is a job. Also, I want to travel. And get a cat. I already have one, but I want another. An ugly little cat I shall call Zopilote, which means "turkey-buzzard" in spanish.
this way, i will be able to resist the urge to name a future child Zopilote. Plus, Zopi is cute as a shortened form.
I think I should write a novel. I have nothing to write about, and im not a very good writer, but I would like to be published and also I would like to be able to brag, even though I would prob wouldn't. I just want to have something worthwhile to brag about.
Also, I would like to have dirty, raunchy, kinky, crazy, possibly-illeagal-in-some-states sex with Joaquin Phoenix. This I would also want to brag about, but in this case, I probably would brag. A lot.
Also, I find the darker days depressing. It is too dark too quick now. And now the leaves are getting browner and less and less of them and I am thinking it is time to up and fly to mexico. Think about it, sun and beaches and mexican food. I can practice my spanish and get really drunk b/c i "can't drink the water!" and if i want to totally bite of my cousin pat, i will get a tattoo!
I have an interview today with the ED. Dept to get into student teaching next semester. I'm feeling cynical and grouchy today, so I am like, gonna have to mega tone it down or I will end up being like a mega asshole and not get to teach. This will make me grouchy because I am soooooooo ready to get out of here. I want a job, with my own class, my own students, my own apartment. I will move wherever there is a job. Also, I want to travel. And get a cat. I already have one, but I want another. An ugly little cat I shall call Zopilote, which means "turkey-buzzard" in spanish.
this way, i will be able to resist the urge to name a future child Zopilote. Plus, Zopi is cute as a shortened form.
I think I should write a novel. I have nothing to write about, and im not a very good writer, but I would like to be published and also I would like to be able to brag, even though I would prob wouldn't. I just want to have something worthwhile to brag about.
Also, I would like to have dirty, raunchy, kinky, crazy, possibly-illeagal-in-some-states sex with Joaquin Phoenix. This I would also want to brag about, but in this case, I probably would brag. A lot.