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Dear Reader,
I know you've been weary? in my absence. Let's review important events since the past update.
1) Language is a time honored tradition. People use it everday that ends in day. People use language to tell the butcher how much meat they want. Language, spoken language and written language, has, evolved in the past weeks.
First, the more recent of the people language changes. (For the first two of these examples, I will just show the progression).
A) "I love the hardest button to button."
B) "I heart the hardest button to button."
C) "I less than three the hardest button to button."
Second.
A) "ohmygawd."
B) "OMG."
C) "OGM."
Third.
It's been declared that most of all nouns are just a formality. Everything really can be it or thing or shit.
Fourth.
The word "Squirrel" has been changed to "Petey". The word "Squirrels" has been changed to "Peteys".
Fifth.
No one ever said that "Tina" could not also be used in such ways as a generic name for roommates, to refer to the internet (tina-net), to describe many Tinas in close proximity (Tina party), or as a verb (Tina-ing).
2) My eyepatch/nipple cover BROKE itself in a fit of revenge when I tried to stretch it funny, on the way to Wegman's the other night. 11pm ghetto-wegman's shopping with eyepatches HAS BEEN POSTPONED. SIGH.
3) I got you this.
4) Shut your fry hole. Fignuts
5) Sherry and Port are the most awful things ever to enter my mouth in Wines of the World. AWFUL. (Derek and that jerkface would probably disagree).
6) This is crazy.
7) Things have made my overall happiness level go up very high again like it was the first few weeks I got back this year. Hooray!
8) It's a month until I turn 23!
this was xposted to silvermeg.net
I know you've been weary? in my absence. Let's review important events since the past update.
1) Language is a time honored tradition. People use it everday that ends in day. People use language to tell the butcher how much meat they want. Language, spoken language and written language, has, evolved in the past weeks.
First, the more recent of the people language changes. (For the first two of these examples, I will just show the progression).
A) "I love the hardest button to button."
B) "I heart the hardest button to button."
C) "I less than three the hardest button to button."
Second.
A) "ohmygawd."
B) "OMG."
C) "OGM."
Third.
It's been declared that most of all nouns are just a formality. Everything really can be it or thing or shit.
Fourth.
The word "Squirrel" has been changed to "Petey". The word "Squirrels" has been changed to "Peteys".
Fifth.
No one ever said that "Tina" could not also be used in such ways as a generic name for roommates, to refer to the internet (tina-net), to describe many Tinas in close proximity (Tina party), or as a verb (Tina-ing).
2) My eyepatch/nipple cover BROKE itself in a fit of revenge when I tried to stretch it funny, on the way to Wegman's the other night. 11pm ghetto-wegman's shopping with eyepatches HAS BEEN POSTPONED. SIGH.
3) I got you this.
4) Shut your fry hole. Fignuts
5) Sherry and Port are the most awful things ever to enter my mouth in Wines of the World. AWFUL. (Derek and that jerkface would probably disagree).
6) This is crazy.
7) Things have made my overall happiness level go up very high again like it was the first few weeks I got back this year. Hooray!
8) It's a month until I turn 23!
this was xposted to silvermeg.net