Tibideaux Legacy 1.0: maquekenzie

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Tibideaux Legacy 1.0

Apr 22, 2012 15:04

Tibideaux Legacy 1.0
An ISBI Legacy (for the most part)

Warning: 80+ pics below the cut. Cussing, implied sexual things, yadda yadda!

Everyone, meet our Founder for this lovely legacy--Elizabeth Tibideaux. I will from now refer to her as Lizzie.

She's a Leo who's Handy, Grumpy, Artistic, a Daredevil, and a Perfectionist, and her lifetime want is to max both her ~Painting~ and ~Singing~ skills!

SO BEGINS THE TIBIDEAUX LEGACY!

Lizzie: I wonder if there's food in my garbage can... :|

We start off this Legacy right by trying to get her to work on her art skill!

Lizzie: This is BULLSHIT! All I want to do when I'm moved in to this place is EAT LOTS OF TASTY FOOD but my SIM GODDESS just keeps making me PAINT and TALK to people!
Skip: ...Lady needs to get a treadmill if she wants to eat that much...

Lizzie: "Sing for your supper and you'll always get breakfast / Songbirds always get to eat!"

Lizzie, you're a fabulous artist. Really.

Just a little pic spam of the lot Lizzie lives on -- waterfall way :)

and MORE!

I love it when Lizzie wakes up on the wrong side of the bed because she makes the best faces.

Lizzie: THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR TAKING THAT PAPER BOY'S ADVICE.

We all see where your eyes are, Stiles.

Lizzie: Is her shirt covered with ice cream cones...? I want one :(

Lizzie: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS STAY AWAAAAAY

Lizzie: YES I TRIED RUNNING THANK YOU

Lizzie: LOOK YOU KEPT STARING AT MY ASS SO YOU HAD TO LIKE IT. WHY DON'T YOU COME OVER?

First fire of the legacy. Yay!

And...somehow Lizzie set herself on fire? She doesn't seem to mind too much.

The firewoman glitched and just stayed back there refusing to move.

I boolpropped her to move her but, uh...

I finally just deleted her from existence.

So, Lizzie decided to try to woo Stiles since he was single and flirting with her.

Lizzie: I like you :D *smooch!*
Stiles: :X

Stiles: Let's just be friends :D?
Lizzie: *FRIENDZONED*

Lizzie goes jogging to wear away both the pain and the giant pile of grilled cheese sandwiches she ate.

The next day, she gets her first maid visit from Grady. He scrubs her toilet, scrubs her shower, cleans up about 5 garbage bags worth of mess...

...clears out the rotten stuff in the fridge...

...and then asks to stay over after work just so he can flirt with Lizzie?

New rule of love:
The only way to a man's heart is through your own garbage.

Literally day one of their meeting, the two went out on a date.

Lizzie: Hey, so um, thanks for taking me out to dinner and everything...

Lizzie: ...but I'm going to try and kiss you and please don't Friendzone me plz :(

D'awwww.

Lizzie: ...I'm kind of hungry again :(

Lizzie: SINCE YOU'LL CLEAN UP MY GARBAGE AND FEED ME, I'M GOING TO PROPOSE

Lizzie: So anyway you cleaned my toilet and got the crap out of my fridge...

Lizzie: ...so I got a little something and I know we haven't known each other long...

Lizzie: ...but I mean it might be the wrong size so just let me know and...
Dude: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

Lizzie: Well--will you marry me?
Dude: --uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck I'm TIRED.

Grady: OH MY GAAWWWD BABY IT'S GAWJUS SO GAWJUS!
Dude: I CAN BARELY KEEP MY FUCKING EYES OPEN WHAT THE FUCK

Grady: YES BABY YES!!!!!!
Dude: FUCK me WHY didn't I get a coffee before Simbucks Closed!

Lizzie: You taste like burger. I don't like you anymore.

jk.

WE ALL KNOW THIS POSE

Grady: MY FIANCEE IS SO GAWJUS I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHE IS SO PRETTY
Lizzie: Mmm they have really good buffets and hand foods at parties...baked beans...cakes...

Grady: OUR WEDDING CAKE CAN BE SO GAWJUS AND IT WILL JUST BE AMAZING I WILL INVITE ALL MY FRIENDS
Lizzie: ...that delicious chicken dinner meal the other day...fantastic breading...

Grady: AND WHEN WE'RE MARRIED EVERYTHING WILL BE SO WONDERFUL AND OH GOD IT WILL BE SO PRETTY
Lizzie: ...sell the house for more food?...possibilities are endless...

Grady: AND WE CAN MOVE IN TO A BIGGER HOUSE TOGETHER AND LOVE EACH OTHER <3
Lizzie: ...no nachos at football games though they just up the prices and it's just not worth it...

Grady: So, Gawjus, I had a question for you--
Lizzie: DOES IT INVOLVE FOOD I'M HUNGRY

Grady: So--to you I wed. Here's the ring.
Lizzie: IS IT EDIBLE IF NOT I DON'T CARE

Lizzie: THIS MEANS I GET TO EAT RIGHT

Lizzie: You still haven't made any dinner :(

Cynthia: ...and tickle her gently.
Grady: So THAT'S why we had feather dusters!

Grady has the ability to break everything as soon as he touches it. He just broke the washing machine and then the shower.

Grady: I AM MARRIED TO THE BEST WOMAN :D :D :D :D

Grady was the one always fawning over Lizzie. Lizzie could really give a crap.

Also, Grady's favorite book (and only book he'll read) is Magnetic Attraction. Maybe he wants to be a bodice ripper hero?

Lizzie, I don't think that's a healthy desire.

Grady: Can you explain the feather duster thing to me again?

BUMP!

Dear Lizzie: I don't think that having underwater battles when you're pregnant are the best ideas.

Still lookin' good though.

Grady: BABY I SAW YOU WERE OUT OF THE HOUSE AND I GOT SO WORRIED I CAME RUNNING OH GOD

Lizzie: I have something to tell you.
Grady: :D?

Lizzie: We're going to have a baby :|
Grady: ....eeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GAWJUS A BABY!!!!!!

Grady's favorite thing other than A Magnetic Attraction? Baths.

Am I the only one who thinks some of these look fabulous?

Despite being a high-level artist, Lizzie's paintings still, uh, suck.

Grady: I'm married to the best woman evar :D :D :D :D :D

okay Grady we get it.

Grady: doodoo...she's always eating captain crunch...she sings a lot of Ben Folds Five...she's scared to death of cobra snakes...just like Indiana Jones...