Rambling: Giant snakes on a plane, part deux.
I was thinking about how sad it would be for Emmett to be all alone without a slash-worthy partner in my remake of Snakes on a Plane, which I'll be naming something along the lines of Giant Snakes on a Plane. I've already decided that Flynn (Samuel L. Jackson) is only hot for Nurse Hathaway, so he and Emmett just can't get it on.
While I was pondering this (and, yes, I think there's something seriously wrong with me that I thought about this more than once), it occurred to me that since I'd be stealing Emmett from Boa vs. Python, I might as well get with the SGA crossover plan already and throw in Joe Flanigan as Brendan Dean from Thoughtcrimes. And Joe would play the part of the Harris character, the newly promoted, office-bound former colleague of Flynn. He so would. Because Harris is the guy who assembles a team to find and deal with the bad guys - and he personally meets and works with the world-renowned herpetologist.
Emmett and Brendan racing around Los Angeles in a big, black SUV looking hot and harried as they try to figure out how to save the crew and passengers from certain snake-induced doom (the day will be saved, of course, by Emmett and his universal anti-venom). The perfect ending involves Brendan and Emmett back in Hawaii engaging in some hot tongue action on a secluded beach while the David Boreanaz-clone and Mr. Jackson (if you're nasty) go surfing.
While I was pondering this (and, yes, I think there's something seriously wrong with me that I thought about this more than once), it occurred to me that since I'd be stealing Emmett from Boa vs. Python, I might as well get with the SGA crossover plan already and throw in Joe Flanigan as Brendan Dean from Thoughtcrimes. And Joe would play the part of the Harris character, the newly promoted, office-bound former colleague of Flynn. He so would. Because Harris is the guy who assembles a team to find and deal with the bad guys - and he personally meets and works with the world-renowned herpetologist.
Emmett and Brendan racing around Los Angeles in a big, black SUV looking hot and harried as they try to figure out how to save the crew and passengers from certain snake-induced doom (the day will be saved, of course, by Emmett and his universal anti-venom). The perfect ending involves Brendan and Emmett back in Hawaii engaging in some hot tongue action on a secluded beach while the David Boreanaz-clone and Mr. Jackson (if you're nasty) go surfing.