{Thirteenth Maple}

[maplemaple]

I don't know why I'm suddenly missing a few weeks from my memory, but I'm pretty sure I can blame America for it.

Comments

[x_dilettante_x]

Best excuse I've ever heard! Even if the erm...man seems relatively stable.

[audio:english] th-th-th-threadjack

[englishpride]

Excuse me-- stable?

[audio:english] oh noes!

[x_dilettante_x]

Well- considering he's a country filled with funny sounding blokes, yes. Rather stable chap.

[audio:english] awwwww yeah

[englishpride]

You mean to tell me that a young nation like him bothering to ride wild animals for sport instead of doing the gentlemanly thing and shoot them isn't more than just a little touched?

[audio:english]

[x_dilettante_x]

Think on it this way- the wonderful little creature called a horse was wild once too.

Same as those horrid things called camels.

[audio:english]

[englishpride]

Well, only after you shoot them and then domesticate them.

[audio:english]

[x_dilettante_x]

[*You can hear the smirk in his voice*]

Rather a bit of a lose to domesticate a dead horse.

[audio:english]

[englishpride]

.... You know perfectly well what I mean. Thin out the herd, then domesticate.

[audio:english] I don't know why he likes doing this to England T.T

[x_dilettante_x]

So saving only the most difficult of the stallions or mares to rear?

That sound a bit more difficult then things need be. Wouldn't it be better to get the weaker ones and a single strong one and breed that way?

[audio:english]

[englishpride]

You know, you're one to talk when you absolutely insist upon making this more difficult than it ought to be, yourself.

[audio:english]

[x_dilettante_x]

Oh it's not difficult for me; I find it delightfully entertaining. Always fun to give a British bloke a run for his money. What better Brit then the bloody country itself?

[audio:english]

[englishpride]

I'm flattered. Really.

[audio:english]

[x_dilettante_x]

Pleasure to have been of service.

[Audio]

[maplemaple]

[England can just hear a groan coming from Canada about this]

[Audio]

[englishpride]

Er. Did I not say it right?

[Audio]

[maplemaple]

W-well...

You made it sound like you were going to domesticate a dead animal, not a live one.