{Eighth Maple} [Voice:English]

Apr 06, 2009 00:32

[Starts off in a nice, pleasant, and level tone]

You know... Back home and even here, I thought that, because we're not really human, we couldn't really die. Just fall, like the ancient empires did. Otherwise we live as long as we have a people and we have a land to call our own.

I also though that telling America anything about his future would be all that great of an idea because who knows how he might react. He doesn't exactly have the best history in regards to these things.

Then... I found out why this whole 'war' business that Germany and Prussia are trying to start with England and America originated from. Before you two ask, I found it out on my own, thank you very much. And I really only have one thing to say about all this.

[Pauses to take a deep breath]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

GERMANY! PRUSSIA! You're both a part of Europe! You've both won and LOST battles and wars before! Do I have to remind you about Hungary, Prussia? If she doesn't have a frying pan with a dent in the shape of your head, I'd be surprised. For that matter, Germany, did you actually get any FACTS about WHY you lost WWII? Or maybe anything on what your boss did during that time? If you knew just what he did to people, and not even just soldiers but to innocent civilians, I DO NOT think you'd be in such a rush to try and get REVENGE for it. Rushing into things and jumping to a conclusion based on only one fact... ARE YOU PROUD OF YOURSELF FOR DOING SOMETHING SO CHILDISH AND STUPID LIKE THAT?!

No. Not even childish as I have seen children actually THINK things through before trying to engage themselves and everyone else around them in a pointless scuffle.

You two are supposed to be a representation of what the country's spirit. People die and fight in our names. People have also achieved great things in our names. But with this kind of petty and self-centered kind of thinking, what kind of person would willingly own up to being a citizen of yours? You're supposed to be thinking of ways to help the people you call your own. Not trying to recklessly throw things away. INCLUDING YOUR OWN LIVES! You are more than just yourselves, REMEMBER?!

And furthermore, stop trying to spread lies and badmouth America and England. Yes, the two of them have done horrible things to people as well, but there isn't a single one of us who DOESN'T have skeletons in their closets. Yes, England took colonies and wealth from other nations, I was one of them. And yes, America doesn't have the best history with his native people. Hell, I've even burned down America's house! But Prussia, you're CERTAINLY not an innocent bystander that you're trying to portray yourself to be. How many wars and countries have you been in and tried to conquer?

There are more important things here than to get revenge for having your pride insulted due to events that don't even matter here. Because if they mattered, then Prussia wouldn't even be here in the first place. Yes I said it.

Prussia. You. Fell. The only one who's left is Germany. So you have even less claim on any kind of land, people, or ANYTHING than even Sealand does. There is not a single person or thing that you can actually claim to be one of yours. And simply calling Discedo your own does not count! That's something Sealand does!

Calling something this immature, pointless, petty, and inconsequential a war is a joke and the fact that you lost your lives for it is just a waste and neither of you is demonstrating any of the actual points that made your people so proud to name themselves after you. Any of them would be ashamed if they saw you now.

I know I am and I'm the one RUSSIA SAT ON!

STOP trying to pin the blame on England for doing something he didn't do without any concrete proof. Feelings, suspicions, and past behaviors or history does not count as proof. STOP calling this stupid grudge of yours a 'war.' Stop trying to get other involved when there's already ENOUGH issues here without trying to add more.

AND GROW UP A LITTLE!!!

[The sound of soft breathing is now the only thing that can be heard, alongside some very foul curses in French]

[ooc: Uh... Yeah. Long entry, but it's basically Canada giving Prussia and Germany a dressing-down that would have probably spanned at least an hour. If he can make America cry, he could probably make them cry. However, you'll have to settle for my attempts at making Germany and Prussia look like idiots. Pepper in random French curses and insults to heritage and person, and we have the entry summary. Here's Canada's attempts to stop the fighting basically. *Mun goes to hide after writing entry now*]

gd you people, germany and prussia are idiots, rage rant, not even america is this stupid, i will make you cry

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