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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mwu!

1. The difference between Mwu and a village is that Mwu does not have a church!
2. There are 336 dimples on Mwu!
3. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Mwu.
4. Baskin Robbins once made Mwu flavoured ice cream.
5. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Mwu!
6. Mwu is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
7. Contrary to popular belief, Mwu is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases he may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
8. Mwu is the world's smallest mammal.
9. Mwu is only six percent water.
10. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Mwu!

LOL@3 *dies*

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Yuki Nagato!

1. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Yuki Nagato.
2. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Yuki Nagato, though it may feel uncomfortable.
3. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Yuki Nagato.
4. When Yuki Nagato is swallowed, she will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
5. Yuki Nagato can sleep with one eye open.
6. Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with Yuki Nagato!
7. The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Yuki Nagato.
8. Two grams of Yuki Nagato provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
9. Yuki Nagato is 984 feet tall!
10. Yuki Nagato was originally called Cheerioats.

Haha, #3 and #5 are probably right XDD

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mwu la Flaga!

1. Mwu la Flaga has a memory span of three seconds!
2. Mwu la Flaga can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
3. The difference between Mwu la Flaga and a village is that Mwu la Flaga does not have a church.
4. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Mwu la Flaga, though it may feel uncomfortable.
5. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Mwu la Flaga floating in their swimming pools!
6. The Vikings believed that the Northern lights were caused by Mwu la Flaga as he rode out to collect warriors slain in battle!
7. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Mwu la Flaga.
8. Mwu la Flaga can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
9. The colour of Mwu la Flaga is no indication of his spiciness, but size usually is.
10. Research indicates that Mwu la Flaga will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.

#9 .... *mind falls in gutter* DX and #10.. hmm... *eats bananas* #5, *goes to find those hotels in Las Vegas*