Found written on an index card from a plastic storage container, in my own handwriting
Juice-hat
This hat comes with a 'backpack' like attachment that brings up one fruit at a time, where it is grabbed by two different prongs, is then cut in half by a knife. Then, the fruit is turned 90 degrees and pressed down over a juicer, and then spun around the axis of the prong, juicing the fruit. The juice runs through slits in the juicer into two cups on the side, which have straws.
This hat comes with a 'backpack' like attachment that brings up one fruit at a time, where it is grabbed by two different prongs, is then cut in half by a knife. Then, the fruit is turned 90 degrees and pressed down over a juicer, and then spun around the axis of the prong, juicing the fruit. The juice runs through slits in the juicer into two cups on the side, which have straws.