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A hug leads to a kiss...a kiss leads 2 a finger...a finger leads to a a hand...a hand leads to a lick...a lick leads to a suck...a suck leads 2 a ......... So tell me how many people are you gonna hug after you heard this cuz sex is like math...u add the bed...subtract the clothes...divide the legs...leave your solution...and pray you dont multiply!
Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!
Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years.
If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm.
This is not a joke...someone will either call you or will talk to you online.
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.
Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth
Having nice sex burnes 358 calories.
Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.
Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal
Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal
Put on Protection
hard ........................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal
Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal
Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal
With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal
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Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal
After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal
Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sista at the door.............1942 cal
IF YOU BREAK THIS YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW AND AWFUL SEX FOR A YEAR! REPOST THIS AND YOU WILL FIND AMAZING SEX WITHIN ONE MONTH ;)
ONCE YOU OPEN THIS, YOU HAVE 10 MIN TO REPOST OR YOU WILL BE SINGLE FOR THE NEXT 5 YEARS !!!! 0..... Married 1..... single 2..... taken 3..... single and luvin it 4..... want to tell someone u like them 5..... have a crush 6..... like someone you can never have 7..... heartbroken 8..... ur sprung 9..... taken and in love 10... like someone but to afraid to tell them 11... just want to have FUN 12... want someones sex 13... sick of heartbreak 14... never been in a relationship, and dont care 15... just too damned confused its not even funny 16... taken by the awesomest guy/girl ever 17... talkin to someone 18... i wish i was a ninja turtle 19... i AM a ninja turtle 20... in love with someone 21... not looking for a relationship- at the moment 22... whatever happens... happens 23... Sick of EVERYTHING that has ANYTHING to do with relationships and crushes and love ... just give me alcohol REPOST WITH THE NUMBER (S) THAT APPLY TO YOU WITHIN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES