You can't get diseases from a bird.

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For your viewing pleasure, here are my notes from Critical Theory of Drama. They make more sense if you know something about Bertolt Brecht or have read Mother Courage and Her Children.



ROUND ONE: FIGHT!
Mimeses Kick! Deals 14 gestural damage!
Opponent is knocked back with moment!
Opponent attempts Sho-ryu-diagesis!
Attack fails! Opponent deals 2 sonic damage to itself!
BRECHT is knocked out! BRECHT is the victor!

ROUND TWO:
FIGHT!
You attempt chi-chiasmus!
Attack succeeds! Opponent is confused!
Opponent attempts General-Slap!
Attack succeeds! Opponent deals 8 cart damage to you!
Vulnerability! Attack deals 2 bonus proletarian damage!
You attempt Discrepant Decrepification!
Attack succeeds! You deal 7 knowledge damage!
Opponent is wrong in hindsight!
Opponent attempts Episodic Whirlwind Kick!
Attack succeeds! Opponent deals 3 epic damage to you!
Opponent deals 4 epic damage to you!
Opponent misses!
Opponent deals 3 epic damage to you!
Opoonent misses!
BRECHT is knocked out! BRECHT is the victor!