i believe
enclosed are a list of things i firmly believe...enjoy at your own risk
1. i believe britney spears should be one of baskin robbins 31 flavors.
2. i believe anyone who wants to publicly display a thong must go through an application process.
3. i believe if someone cuts you off on the freeway without the generally courteous wave, it should be lawful to slam them into the center divide and leave them there.
4. i believe that oftentimes it is wiser to deal with an ailment than suffer the side effects of the drug which treats it.
more seriously...
5. i believe that dykatrism is perfectly biblical (someone show me a passage from the bible which directly states otherwise).
6. i believe some people really aren't mean evil sadistic people, but rather they are scared of what they don't know...or of what they don't want to admit. i should be easier on my parents...
7. i believe sometimes people overlook rhyming poems because rather than look at the thoughts being expressed they are focusing on the words themselves.
8. i believe that anyone who tries to harm a child, especially their own, inadvertently or not, should be killed. yes, i said killed. i am having a burst of anger. new poem to follow.
what do you believe?
1. i believe britney spears should be one of baskin robbins 31 flavors.
2. i believe anyone who wants to publicly display a thong must go through an application process.
3. i believe if someone cuts you off on the freeway without the generally courteous wave, it should be lawful to slam them into the center divide and leave them there.
4. i believe that oftentimes it is wiser to deal with an ailment than suffer the side effects of the drug which treats it.
more seriously...
5. i believe that dykatrism is perfectly biblical (someone show me a passage from the bible which directly states otherwise).
6. i believe some people really aren't mean evil sadistic people, but rather they are scared of what they don't know...or of what they don't want to admit. i should be easier on my parents...
7. i believe sometimes people overlook rhyming poems because rather than look at the thoughts being expressed they are focusing on the words themselves.
8. i believe that anyone who tries to harm a child, especially their own, inadvertently or not, should be killed. yes, i said killed. i am having a burst of anger. new poem to follow.
what do you believe?