Apr 11, 2006 01:06
YOUR MAJESTY I WILL AVENGE YOU WITH MY SWORD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS AND BRING JUSTICE UPON THE HEAD OF THE UNFAITHFUL, TRAITOROUS, WHORING, FLEA-RIDDEN, UNATTRACTIVE EXCUSE FOR YOUR FORMER FIANCE! I WILL ALSO TAKE OUT A MISSION TO RID YOU OF THE GREAT SAGE WHO HAS DONE SUCH A FOUL THING IN SEDUCING SAID PERSON (NOT THAT I THINK HE HAD TO DO MUCH). I WILL BRING YOU COMFORT IN THE FORM OF FOOD AND MY LOVE! I WILL LAY DOWN MY LIFE FOR YOU IF YOU THINK IT WOULD WARM YOUR HEART IN SUCH A TIME OF GREAT NEED.
Wolfram Von Bielfeld, if you had the honor of a sea slug, you would throw yourself at his Majesty's feet and beg for your life. However, I expect you will only continue to flaunt yourself in front of his Majesty.
Perhaps an exile in the human country would be appropriate for both of you. Certainly you have committed a crime worthy. You should be grateful Heika is so kind and gentle and forgiving and wonderful, though you must have thrown him into a black chasm of despair despite your unworthy nature, for he is the kind who takes pity on worthless beings like yourself.
Or perhaps you should throw yourself on your sword.