Experiment 5: Doing Honor Student things again

[maocontent]

YOU FREAKING REJECTS THINK YOU CAN OUTEVIL ME?!

That's just fine, that gives me the perfect excuse to test out some of my NEW EXPERIMENTS!

DUAL DEATH LASER~

[[And thusly, two giant cannons of doom you swore weren't there five seconds ago easily make short work of several evil-hearted demons in the vicinity.]]

My options even double as mass prank

Comments

[peachhat]

Oh, so the shota DOES have some spunk!

[maocontent]

What do you want.

[peachhat]

Seriously, prank phone calls? That's adorable. You're like some little youkai child begging for attention!

[maocontent]

DO YOU NOT SEE THE DEATH AND DESTRUCTION BEHIND YOU?!

[peachhat]

Honestly, I've watched Reimu do worse without trying.

[maocontent]

RLY.

This Reimu Hakurei. What evil does she possess? Is she anywhere near Revya?

[peachhat]

Well, she's a lot closer to Revya than you. Without trying to be evil.

I mean, yeah, you're trying hard and deserve a pad on the head or two for your efforts, but it's just not the same. Don't be sad, it's not your fault. You're just not up for it.

[maocontent]

Being evil IS THE WHOLE POINT

But since she's going to be an opponent someday I'll just level grind until I beat her

[peachhat]

If being evil is the point, isn't it telling that she is better at it than you are without actually being evil?

Honestly, you're awful at this evil business. Look at yourself. I disrespect you, and you don't even attack me. And I really tried hard to get you to, too.

Stupid netherworld pacifism...

Level grinding?

[maocontent]

It's your fault you weren't clear the first tim--

!>:D

Well, since you insist...

DUAL S&M DEATH LASER~

*cleverly disguising the second functionality as the first, those two canons are now aimed at Tenshi. But those ain't lasers hitting her... that's rope, dood

[peachhat]

....What rope danmaku what is that?!?!?!?

[Tenshi is befuddled, and looks at the approaching rope curiously]

I don't think that is proper danmaku...

[maocontent]

*That rope ensnares Tenshi, wrapping her much like a tentacle monster would, minus the H and the nasty stuff*

*The second bolt is still a bolt, but instead of being lethal, it's a shock!*

*Mao sneers at his handiwork*

[peachhat]

Iyaaaaaaaaaa~n!

*slams into the floor*

[maocontent]

Mwahahaha!

*stuffs her into a convenient cart* Now smashing you to a pulp would be exactly what you want, and as a demon, I can't give you exactly what you want! If you reaaaally want to fight me, come back later. I'm busy cleaning out losers! Tooodles~

*and with that, he sends a tied up Tenshi down a hill, maniacal laughter all the way*

[peachhat]

[Unfortunately, Mao needs to work on his reverse psychology a bit, Tenshi still hasn't experienced something like that, which means all that "getting driven downa hill" and "escaping bondage deadlock" is rather exciting to her. You'll get her thanks later~]

Weeee! [Various crashing noises]