A SADDEST DAY IN THE HISTORY OF MUSIC
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Today, a tragedy became known to the world in the form of Robert, a friend of the author of this article. It has been discovered that he has no knowledge of such famous songs as A Crazy Little Thing Called Love and Bohemian Rhapsody.
"I was iming Chelsea the words of A Crazy Little Thing Called Love when she said she didn't know what song it was. After some musical intervention, she quickly realized she did in fact know the song. Later I asked Robert if he knew the song." says the author. "With dismal results."
It was established that both Robert and Aneesh, a fellow student, had never heard the song A Crazy Little Thing Called Love, and Robert did not know Bohemian Rhapsody.
"I'm ashamed," says the author. "To think that I have two friends who don't know such simple Queen songs. It was at this time she decided a musical survey was necessary. She discovered that the only Queen songs Robert knew were Another One Bites the Dust, We Will Rock You, and We Are the Champions.
Clearly, Robert is in serious need a musical intervention, which will hopeful be provided by the author and her two friends.
This was a sad, sad day for music.
Today, a tragedy became known to the world in the form of Robert, a friend of the author of this article. It has been discovered that he has no knowledge of such famous songs as A Crazy Little Thing Called Love and Bohemian Rhapsody.
"I was iming Chelsea the words of A Crazy Little Thing Called Love when she said she didn't know what song it was. After some musical intervention, she quickly realized she did in fact know the song. Later I asked Robert if he knew the song." says the author. "With dismal results."
It was established that both Robert and Aneesh, a fellow student, had never heard the song A Crazy Little Thing Called Love, and Robert did not know Bohemian Rhapsody.
"I'm ashamed," says the author. "To think that I have two friends who don't know such simple Queen songs. It was at this time she decided a musical survey was necessary. She discovered that the only Queen songs Robert knew were Another One Bites the Dust, We Will Rock You, and We Are the Champions.
Clearly, Robert is in serious need a musical intervention, which will hopeful be provided by the author and her two friends.
This was a sad, sad day for music.