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It's erev Purim, which is a time for humor. Tomorow is pi day, which is a time for nerdiness. To satisfy both, I present .
Bad Math Pick-Up Lines
My little ray of sunshine, you can go from here to infinity.
I'd like to be the point at your vertex.
Bottom-to-top and top-to-bottom, gotta love that cross-multiplication!
If we integrate, I'll derive U wild.
Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
Just try and integrate my sharp point.
Is that a calculator in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I'll be the tangent to your curve.
I'll integrate your curve, baby, and the area under you will be me.
You know we were born under the same sin, so we're destined to integrate.
I'd like to be an outlier, baby, so I can screw your data.
I wish I were sin2 and you were cos2 so we could be one.
Would you like to come back to my place and see my Moebius strip-you'll think it goes on forever.
Hey, Sweetie Pi, I know our number-(3.14) 159-2653.
With that body that just keeps on going, you should work at a Mobius strip club.
I wish I was a limit so I could approach your ass-ymptope.
Meeting you is like a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and direction.
Additions are welcome. :)
Bad Math Pick-Up Lines
My little ray of sunshine, you can go from here to infinity.
I'd like to be the point at your vertex.
Bottom-to-top and top-to-bottom, gotta love that cross-multiplication!
If we integrate, I'll derive U wild.
Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
Just try and integrate my sharp point.
Is that a calculator in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I'll be the tangent to your curve.
I'll integrate your curve, baby, and the area under you will be me.
You know we were born under the same sin, so we're destined to integrate.
I'd like to be an outlier, baby, so I can screw your data.
I wish I were sin2 and you were cos2 so we could be one.
Would you like to come back to my place and see my Moebius strip-you'll think it goes on forever.
Hey, Sweetie Pi, I know our number-(3.14) 159-2653.
With that body that just keeps on going, you should work at a Mobius strip club.
I wish I was a limit so I could approach your ass-ymptope.
Meeting you is like a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and direction.
Additions are welcome. :)