Santa came while you were sleeping. If you're not sleeping, you must be like me, wearing your stocking as a hat and under the influence.
5 AM
4 bowls smoked
3 tiny mushrooms
2 lines of coke
and a half-a-hydracodone
And maybe some eggnog. And maybe a rum and coke. And maybe..no. I'm not really wearing my stockings as a hat. But I am wearing stockings.