Freshman OnE FiVe

[manyalevine]

SO this just in...

No one let me eat anymore:

-Fast food
-Candy Bars
-Mallowmars
-Anything edible.

If you see me about to eat something:

-Spray poison on it
-Grab it and eat it for me
-Tell me it will go straight to my hips

You're wondering why? I now have to squeeeze into all my pants. AND going out to eat is draining the cash flow... So, be a pal. do it for momma...

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