oh and

[manwe_sulimo]

I think I had an appointment to marry some dead people today.

STAR TREK IS ON IN 15 MINUTES SO QUICK.

Heeeereee, doggie doggies. Uh. I mean. Half-elf thingies!!

*snaps fingers*

Comments

[lordelladan]

Alright then, Manwe, sir!

[manwe_sulimo]

Aw, fuck, you're all happy. That's so cute. Where is the other one?

[_tindomiel]

Um hi.

[lordelladan]

Hehehehehehehe yay.

[manwe_sulimo]

Ahem.

There comes a time in every elf's life when it goes completely and fucking crazed, and then it wants to marry its cousin. And its cousin, who is.. its cousin, wants to marry it. Such is the situation here.

Elladan, Tinuv- oh, sorry, Tindomiel, you are here to be joined in the kind of matrimony that I can join you in when I've just smoked a whole bag of Pip Daddy's finest, am waiting for a tv show, and I really need to pee. Umm.

Elladan - he of the self mutilation and interesting aura, do you take your really really hot cousin to be your wife though you're dead and that's incest?

[lordelladan]

Eheheheh, um, you hold those sort of conventions here in Valinor too, er, yes, ok, yes, yes I do.

[manwe_sulimo]

You be quiet! When you officiate my wedding, you can mock incest, ok??? *pats you on the head*

Right.

Tindomiel, you of the I dunno what, this is your last chance to run away if you don't want to get married. You too, Elladan.

What?! Why are you both looking at me like that?!

Ok. Tintin, do you take Professor Calcul- ok heehee sorry, Elladan, as your spouse?

[_tindomiel]

Yup.

[manwe_sulimo]

Great! I now pronounce you corpse and incestuous corpse!!!!

Move away from my tv.

Here are your complimentary gifts, I Got Married By Manwe And All I Have To Show For It Is This Lousy T-Shirt, Oh And This Spouse And A Marriage Certificate shirts and two snickers bars.

Have fun!!

Watch out for Irmo on your way out.

[lordelladan]

Haha yay!

Uh.

*makes out with cousin wife*

Ooooooohhhhh and the letters on the shirts are spray painted too! Thanks, Manwe, lord, sir! Um, we'll be going now so you can stop squirming and go pee before Star Trek starts. Thank you again!!

[manwe_sulimo]

No problem, little friend.

[irmo]

Yes, Irmo bites. ;)

[lordelladan]

Errrr hi, Irmo. We'll be going now. Uh, nice to see you again.

*grabs Tindomiel's hand and runs off to an undisclosed location to mack it*

[_tindomiel]

Yay!!!

[lordelladan]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

;) ;) ;)

dear eru, i'm starting to emulate irmo. Um. *hurries*

Hehe no, this would be emulating Irmo:

[_tindomiel]

Tindomiel is pleased ;)

Let's go ;)

And pretend I have an icon that looks like I'm about to molest someone.