attention pip gamgee
Alright.
This is how it is.
I am sick of Pip Gamgee being sick.
It is making Nienna cry so much Ulmo has to watch her for dehydration.
It is making Este intensely nervous.
It is giving me a weird choking feeling in my throat.
It is making Araw say things like, 'If he's sick already.. I might as well kill him...'
All this sickness if very obnoxious. And it is quite insulting to that lovely new body Elladan made you and everything.
From this day forth:
Pip Gamgee, we have all come together and blessed you with perfect health.
You will no longer cough up books (?!)
Or spit out acid.
Or have nosebleeds.
Or anything like that at all.
YOU ARE HEALTHY. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU. And I'm sending you and two friends with an Elf escort on a holiday to Narnia, with a night's stop over in Wonderland (Alice's.)
Right?
Good!
This is how it is.
I am sick of Pip Gamgee being sick.
It is making Nienna cry so much Ulmo has to watch her for dehydration.
It is making Este intensely nervous.
It is giving me a weird choking feeling in my throat.
It is making Araw say things like, 'If he's sick already.. I might as well kill him...'
All this sickness if very obnoxious. And it is quite insulting to that lovely new body Elladan made you and everything.
From this day forth:
Pip Gamgee, we have all come together and blessed you with perfect health.
You will no longer cough up books (?!)
Or spit out acid.
Or have nosebleeds.
Or anything like that at all.
YOU ARE HEALTHY. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU. And I'm sending you and two friends with an Elf escort on a holiday to Narnia, with a night's stop over in Wonderland (Alice's.)
Right?
Good!