The Results
Thomomir: You are a Maia. This is because you really fucking honestly impressed by the stuff you did. You did things for other people as well as for me, which was pretty good. I was just impressed all around and that's what the whole point was.
Mouth of Sauron: You are a Maia too. You were really practical and thought about it properly and didn't go too far. And I think you're the most responsible and trustworthy.
Sixth Ringwraith: You tried really really hard and I really appreciate all the effort you put into it. I'm not going to make you a Maia. Just because you're still on the road to recovery from evil, and I wasn't sure about making Aragorn invincible, as much as I like him. Instead I'm going to give you the power of flight. I'm also making you not bound to the ring anymore.
Frodo Gamgee: I am not making you a Maia, either, though you like.. astounded me. I hope you're not offended. Instead I'm giving you the ability to recover swiftly and heal from any injury. I'm also making The Library of Manwe permanent since that was really great, and I'm making you the guardian of it.
Earwen: I am not making you a Maia though you were kind to everyone and gave me a lot of great stuff. Instead I'm updating that boat I gave you to a huge great ship you can sail anywhere around in, and the invitation to come and stay in Valinor whenever you like.
Mike Fox: I'm giving you a magical piano. It talks. And is always is tune. Have fun writing songs on it.
Nimrodel: Look! I got you a hat! And a teapot. And also a hell of a lot of alcohol for your bar. And a liquor license. And a guitar.
Haldir: I'm giving you the ability to create rainbows and fields of flowers wherever you go.
Tolman: I got you a new bedroom. Made out of sponges.
Finrod: Hey, I got you a Spiderman backpack!!!!!!
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I hope everyone's happy.
Mouth of Sauron: You are a Maia too. You were really practical and thought about it properly and didn't go too far. And I think you're the most responsible and trustworthy.
Sixth Ringwraith: You tried really really hard and I really appreciate all the effort you put into it. I'm not going to make you a Maia. Just because you're still on the road to recovery from evil, and I wasn't sure about making Aragorn invincible, as much as I like him. Instead I'm going to give you the power of flight. I'm also making you not bound to the ring anymore.
Frodo Gamgee: I am not making you a Maia, either, though you like.. astounded me. I hope you're not offended. Instead I'm giving you the ability to recover swiftly and heal from any injury. I'm also making The Library of Manwe permanent since that was really great, and I'm making you the guardian of it.
Earwen: I am not making you a Maia though you were kind to everyone and gave me a lot of great stuff. Instead I'm updating that boat I gave you to a huge great ship you can sail anywhere around in, and the invitation to come and stay in Valinor whenever you like.
Mike Fox: I'm giving you a magical piano. It talks. And is always is tune. Have fun writing songs on it.
Nimrodel: Look! I got you a hat! And a teapot. And also a hell of a lot of alcohol for your bar. And a liquor license. And a guitar.
Haldir: I'm giving you the ability to create rainbows and fields of flowers wherever you go.
Tolman: I got you a new bedroom. Made out of sponges.
Finrod: Hey, I got you a Spiderman backpack!!!!!!
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I hope everyone's happy.