*extends hand, creates a fully-articulated human bone structure in midair, then waves and it vanishes*
Interesting. How about this...
*waves hand, creates fully-stocked bar with all types of booze known to exist, along with many other controlled substances*
Excellent. Here's one for you, Manwe.
*quickly digests all of the information in the Star Trek Technical Manual, then brings into being a functional, life-sized replica of the Startship Enterprise, floating above Valinor*
Perfect. You should be able to control all of the ship's functions yourself.
What...sort...of special jobs? As long as it would not involve acts such as random killings or raising Caligula from the grave, it does not sound too terrible.
I find myself interested, in that it would be advantageous in my position as a marchwarden, yet...I wonder at the inequality it would bring with Edrahil and I. If I do not find this trial period to my liking, do I have the right to refuse status of Maia?
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*extends hand, creates a fully-articulated human bone structure in midair, then waves and it vanishes*
Interesting. How about this...
*waves hand, creates fully-stocked bar with all types of booze known to exist, along with many other controlled substances*
Excellent. Here's one for you, Manwe.
*quickly digests all of the information in the Star Trek Technical Manual, then brings into being a functional, life-sized replica of the Startship Enterprise, floating above Valinor*
Perfect. You should be able to control all of the ship's functions yourself.
Enjoy. I know I'll enjoy today. Thank you, Manwe.
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Thanks!!!
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Love your new userpic, by the way!
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*gives you Richey Edwards's address of his current residence in Greenland*
*gives you John Lennon's piano he wrote 'Imagine' on*
*gives you a lifetime pass to all Radiohead concerts so you'll never miss them again*
*gives you Dhani Harrison*
*abolishes free trade*
*cancels all third world debt*
*sets up stable education systems in third world countries*
*gives Bob Dylan a a Noble Peace Prize*
*sets up a universal health care system in the United States*
*gives you a ticket to Noam Chomsky's next lecture*
*makes you a sandwich*
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Don't worry, Mike! You'll do fine once you get the hang of it! I'm rooting for you!
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You're a fucking beautiful person.
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If you don't mind having a few less hours than the others, you can still go for it.
Not much.
You get special powers.
You do special jobs for the Valar. Or the certain one of us who you 'belong' to.
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I find myself interested, in that it would be advantageous in my position as a marchwarden, yet...I wonder at the inequality it would bring with Edrahil and I. If I do not find this trial period to my liking, do I have the right to refuse status of Maia?
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Of course.
I'll give you the powers, if you impress me I'll make an offer.. try it out.
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