more baby joy

[manwe_sulimo]

Dad was sitting at the tv.

'Hey, dad-' I said.
'Shut up, boy,' he replied, 'Don't you know when I'm busy?'
'There's an elf who is pregnant and itwasMelkie'sfaultandcanyoupleasehelpmeimpregnateMelkieasrevenge?'
'Yeah whatever,' he said.

Thanks dad!!!!!!!!!!!

Melkie. You're pregnant.

Don't be angry with me.

It's a gollum baby of indeterminate sex.

I'm going to buy it some booties right now!!