Half-Elves

[mantronic]

ALRIGHT.. I think by now people know I'm not a fan of elves. I don't like their pansy willowyness and their and holier than thou demeanor and maddening physical grace.. but I think I need to better investigate them. After playing hours, maybe days worth of dwarf fortress I felt like I should give them a closer look. Also cuz Galadriel

Comments

[chewilicious]

I dunno, I just think elves are inbred to be pretty but as a side effect wind up retarded. Like dalmatians.

[mantronic]

Retarded, eh?

Well, what else could explain Legolas surfing on his shield down a flight of stairs instead of doing things like a normal person?

[bondageboi]

Elves aren't people, they're meat shields.

[bondageboi]

Normally I would agree with you but sometimes my elf hate gets in the way of common sense.

[mantronic]

Haha.. my blog post is well on its way to being a forum for senseless racial hatred.