My tongue and my teeth do not get along
My tongue has only just recovered from a bout of increased hostility. The conflict, which began nearly two decades ago with the construction by my teeth of a barricade tooth in the middle of my hard palate (a clear breach of intersystemic law), has once again settled down.
Also I will be incommunicado starting middle of Saturday until late Monday. I'm going to Maine to celebrate my grandfather's awesome birthday, which is today. Or yesterday if you live east of Chicago. Anyway, that is where I'll be, eating cake and wondering why it's so fucking hot there when half a degree south back home it is nice and cool. The ocean plays cruel tricks! Do not trust her fickle abundance.
Also I will be incommunicado starting middle of Saturday until late Monday. I'm going to Maine to celebrate my grandfather's awesome birthday, which is today. Or yesterday if you live east of Chicago. Anyway, that is where I'll be, eating cake and wondering why it's so fucking hot there when half a degree south back home it is nice and cool. The ocean plays cruel tricks! Do not trust her fickle abundance.